Vorderman DUMPS Elton Dong!

[Lizard]

From the Liverpool Echo tonight.......

Carol Vorderman dumped her long time lover- "Elton (loose legs) Dong" at an award ceromony for wheel clampers in Toxteth last night!!, she claimed he was paying more attention to his hornby train set than her, also he had not changed his gravy stained vest for 6 months!...."she said...it,s was hard for me co,s he,s quite a nice guy for a midget" but he has.."issues".
Elton himself could not be contacted, but his spokesman 'Tommy ten chins' said..." he has gone to a small sunny country for a break" he doesn,t need all this shit!, last night he was spotted in Canal street Manchester, trying to convince everyone he was straight!

[Pervert]

This story wasn`t in my copy of the Liverpool Echo 2nite ??

[steve56]

i darent make a word from countdown,lol.

[steve56]

approx how many miles from liverpool is newcastle,hartlepool,carlise? which for years i thought was where the likely lads were set .

[steve56]

i watched the 40 yrs of bbc 2 and they said they wasnt sure of the setting i thought it might have been newcastle .i think sink or swim 80s comedy with rob glennister was set there too but not sure.

[Bronson Lee]

Newcastle is only there to keep an army of pissed geordies and ready to fight when the Scots next invade !

[steve56]

hadrians wall etc.