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Biggest Lies you can tell
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Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
"But how to make Liverpool economically prosperous? If only there was some way for Liverpudlians to profit from going on and on about the past in a whiny voice."
- Stewart Lee
- Stewart Lee
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Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
No your bum DOES NOT look big in that dress.
Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be
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Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
Guilbert wrote:
> I have heard a few people with a mobile phone use the
> following excuse if they did not get back to you
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> ..I had run out of credit....
But it's TRUE!!!! I DID run out of credit!!!
> I have heard a few people with a mobile phone use the
> following excuse if they did not get back to you
>
> ..I had run out of credit....
But it's TRUE!!!! I DID run out of credit!!!
"But how to make Liverpool economically prosperous? If only there was some way for Liverpudlians to profit from going on and on about the past in a whiny voice."
- Stewart Lee
- Stewart Lee
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Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
..... he lied!
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Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
I won't put it in ... I'll just put it there ...
Re: Biggest Lies you can tell
I love you sexy xxxxxxxxxxxxx
(Better say that otherwise she won't give me a bj/fuck)
(Better say that otherwise she won't give me a bj/fuck)