Biggest Lies you can tell

Holden MacGroyn · Post by **Holden MacGroyn** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:01 pm

"I never touched the kid!"

Michael Jackson.

Lois Griffin · Post by **Lois Griffin** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:35 pm

Of course size doesn't matter ...

Deuce Bigolo · Post by **Deuce Bigolo** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:47 pm

I'll respect you in the morning

cheers
B....OZ

WillieBo · Post by **WillieBo** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:22 am

1. 'Of course I've cancelled the papers and the milk'..........(as you step on the 'plane).

2. 'Yes, the Swedish sense of humour and its comedy is greatly underestimated'.........(to her friends and family).

3. 'You know black always makes you look thinner'........

At various times the above words ritually come back to haunt me.

The Last Word · Post by **The Last Word** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:24 am

"I was just about to do it..." usually gets an airing once you've hurriedly switched off tv/stereo after hearing the front door go.

Marblehead Johnson · Post by **Marblehead Johnson** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:29 am

"Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction"

steve56 · Post by **steve56** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:33 am

cliff richard orgy shock?

steve56 · Post by **steve56** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:46 am

wanna see my 12 inch willie,lol.

Guilbert · Post by **Guilbert** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 2:58 pm

I have heard a few people with a mobile phone use the
following excuse if they did not get back to you

..I had run out of credit....

egafd.com

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