Biggest Lies you can tell

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:54 am

We ALL know #1, 'I won't cum in yer mouth' and #2, 'The cheque is in the post' but any more?
MY contribution which I doubt can be bettered is when yer girlfriend finds yer porn videos and you explain, 'They don't do anything for me'

*NOT that thats happened to me...........recently

steve56 · Post by **steve56** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:57 am

fell off the back of a lorry is my fave.

Cringemaker · Post by **Cringemaker** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:57 am

"It gets hotter after encryption"

Marino · Post by **Marino** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:22 pm

I'm a professional pornographer.

Bronson Lee · Post by **Bronson Lee** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:28 pm

Ive got a bad back , so you'll have to go on top luv .......

Holden MacGroyn · Post by **Holden MacGroyn** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:17 pm

Of course I love you....darling.

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:21 pm

"Tell me I,m not fat"..........Ok! yer not fat.

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:27 pm

I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!

mart · Post by **mart** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:57 pm

Knock, knock. I'm a social worker. I've come to help you.

Mart

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