Perverted dog groomer

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Arnold Layne
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Perverted dog groomer

Post by Arnold Layne »

Just had my lovely Tibetan terrier groomed and I must say she done a shit job, took rather too much attention to his balls and shaved em in a little pattern, watch out for her, her names, Shelley

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Lizard
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Post by Lizard »

It,s a shame you couldn,t persuade her to do yours as well Arnie, things might not have been so bad, btw....who,s shelley? the dog or the shaver?

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steve56
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im terrified of dogs ever since i bunked off school in feb 72 to look for sue at her new address the coalmans dog nearly had me for dinner.
mart
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Post by mart »

A classic steve56-ism.

Mart

PS What did you have for lunch that day?

Pervert
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Post by Pervert »

Well, we know what the coalman's dog almost had.
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Now I know what they mean by 'It was the dogs bollocks!'
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Post by crofter »

steve can you be a bit more precise what day in feb. 72 and was it morning or afternoon ... you always leave us to fill in the blanks.
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Might of been snowing too......we need to know all that too!!
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it was midmorning elevenish it had been snowing.
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