porn dialogue

[shock the monkey]

This has probably been discussed before, but fuck it i'm new...

What's the best bit of porn dialogue that you've ever heard?

Here's mine.

Undergraduate Orgy'

'You guys are very trendy right now, it would be an honour to suck your cock'

A buttman film, don't know which one

'Hey Marty, i've got my finger up your wifes ass...'
'Yeah? well don't get anything on the carpet'

[Mr Lowlife]

Um... how about...

"You fucked my dad - I don't like you anymore!" ?

from Guttermouths #2. A very enjoyable movie, I thought.