Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes

[Ace]

The death of football in this country, mark my words!!
If I was a top player, I'd insist on having an agent with a name 'familiar' to most such as Ron Jeremy or Peter North, but as we ALL support BritPorn, he'd have to be called Ben Dover, just to watch chairmen squirm when they deal with him over my contract

[Lizard]

Wasn,t Judy Garland in the wizard of oz? are you saying she had designer stubble, and a 13" cock, or am I mixed up?

[Holden MacGroyn]

You see those big huge massive hairy Hobbit feet....they were modelled on your mums size 19. She's a bigfoot. People go hunting for her with little cine cameras.

[steve56]

is that why he was called the wonderful wizard of oz? i heard judy was a nympho anyway!

[Holden MacGroyn]

And we're off again...

What's that Liz?? Judy Garland is an Ozzie with a 13" unshaved cock?

[Holden MacGroyn]

I held my breath with anticipation.
The only other time I held it was when I was at your mums cos it stunk in there.

Ok, ok, enough "Your mum" gags......AND SHE DOES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

That's it, I'm all your mum'd out.


Owen Paul. I was gonna mention him but I figured nobody would know who he was, including S56.
You thinking of the same one who did that shit song in the mid 80's called "My Favourite Waste Of Time"...
A song about spanking the monkey.

[steve56]

owen paul 1986 1 hit wonder .

[steve56]

re owen paul,too much competition he was up against robert palmer the stranglers and dare i say it the bangles.