Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes

mart · Post by **mart** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:42 am

Thanks for the update Holden.

Mart

Holden MacGroyn · Post by **Holden MacGroyn** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:29 am

Hmmm...I don't watch it! Honest.
I got it from some TV guide and a woman in the supermarket.

Holden MacGroyn · Post by **Holden MacGroyn** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 6:32 am

Yeah Zoe is an ok looking girl even though she has a wide face with the possibility of dodgy chromosoames.
However, I'd shag Katt even if she does look like a pork pie wrapped in a bin liner.

Jackie Chans got pus leeking out of his 3" bell-end??

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 10:37 am

"Jackie Collins pussy has a 3" leek growing out of it??"

How on earth did that happen? did it sit on a leek trench? and whats Jackie chans bell end got to do with John Holmes? did they work together, or was that Barrett Holmes! He,s massive down under, Thatcher gave him all the spare land in Britian to build houses on, and then pretended to live in one herself, of course she didn,t......far too common!

What was the question?

Holden MacGroyn · Post by **Holden MacGroyn** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 11:01 am

Lewis Collins cat has a saggy thatch & his cocks big in Oz?

Fucking hell!
I'm calling The Sun.

Holden MacGroyn · Post by **Holden MacGroyn** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 1:06 pm

Gandalf the Wizard felched cum out of a stormtroopers helmet?

egafd.com

Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes

Re: Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes

Re: Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes

Re: Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes

Re: Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes

Re: Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes

Re: Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes