Michael Owen's agent is called John Holmes

[goldenballs]

I wonder if he's got a 13 1/2 inch cock?



sorry, couldn't resist.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Why don't you email Michael?

I'm sure with all the spare time on his hands he'd reply ASAP

cheers
B....OZ

[Lizard]

Michael Owens got a 13 and a half inch cock!, no wonder he keeps getting injured.........

[Deuce Bigolo]

Takes so much blood to prime it it keeps cutting the circulation off to his brain...so I've been informed

cheers
B....OZ

[Tez]

13 inch cock...didnt think he was that tall...thats a lot of ball hair!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Michael Ball's got a 13inch cock?

OK so it's now gone to Chinese whispers.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Zoe from EastEnders is going out with a Chinese cook?

[Holden MacGroyn]

Yeah but you know you'd do her in a mercy shag.
It's amazing that Barry married the old slag heap, glue sniffing, lice picking, game working, pig nosed, fat cheeked moose.
Then again, I say that with the full knowledge that Bazza was a pot bellied, balding, warty old warbler.
Anyway, I hope she gets sent down for killing Bald Bazza and does time in a real hard jail and gets called a slag by the warders every 5 minutes.

As for the Asian families, why do they always have such english names? Ronnie, Karina, Dan etc. Come on BBC, I'm sure the public wont switch off if they have original names.
I'm sure the typecasters will get a Chinese family to take over the laundrette come the day Mr Opodopoulous dies.
Maybe a Chinese take-away with a little bench and customary wall-hanging.
Perhaps it'll be a Mr Chan and his martial arts sons.

Somehow, I doubt it.



Zoe's dad is 3inches tall with a 13 inch knob?
Doubt it.