Toilets!

[Lizard]

Why are there no toilets anywhere anymore!, has someone nicked them all, you go to a big fuck off city like Liverpool, can you find a kazzi?, can you fuck, there all smashed or boarded up, why doesn,t the Government do something about this before the pavements are covered in shite, and a major health epidemic happens, I was in Liverpool yesterday, and there was not a toilet to be found anywhere, I had to drive all the way downthe Motorway,to the services, only to find all the traps were full of reps.....er, not reptiles, salesman all reading their papers, I nearly had a terrible accident. Tont Blair if your reading this, do summat about it, we need more toilets everywhere..NOW, forget Iraq, and the health service, education, housing, pensions etc, build some shithouses.

[Peter]

All the bogs in Sheffield are shut. It costs too much to clean them after the bummers & smackheads have used them.

[jj]

Having a leak in public is illegal here........which makes the removal of many public lavs even more irrational.
Why didn't you just use a pub, Liz, like everyone else?
And I thought that lizards produce crystalline urea when they're short of water............

[steve56]

pub bogs are the worse they all seem to smell of rust/metal.

[Wink Wink]

Most public toilets have been closed by local councils cos they get vandalised a lot.

The only toilets you might find in the high street are them space age ones, any one tried one of them?

[steve56]

you mean the 20p ones they lock automaticly,press a button when you want to open the door i been in there twice it was like the tardis only i never travelled thru time.