Answers on a postcard please

[jj]

I suspect that Trin and Suze's given middle names might be Celaeno and Ocypete.
All the allure of Jo 'Podarge' Brand.............

[The Last Word]

But would you spout such in their very presence, one wonders? They'd crush you flat with a mere raised eyebrow, I reckon.

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"Let's do it..."

[Pervert]

I just hope those ladies are using secateurs.

Blunt secateurs.

Blunt, rust-encrusted secateurs that a rabid dog has been chewing contentedly on for three weeks.

[jj]

Hell, no: they terrify me.
They're both completely detumefying ladies...............