Whatever Happened To British Porn?...

[Daz Savage]

I agree too - I mentioned these particular issues because they are the only ones confronting me right now.
!thumbsup!

[Dave Wells]

Wrong again Terry, I do have cameras (stills & video) although yes I do not edit. I have never done pre or post production stuff really.

[one eyed jack]

I couldnt possibly have assumed that Dave.

You told me in conversation that you can borrow a camera which is the same as not having one

Personally I think the understanding of pre and post production aspects makes a cameraman a better all round film maker, therefore more liable to get work, though that may well be lost to many.

[Dave Wells]

Wrong again Terry, we were discussing lights not a camera. Proper professional lights I do not have but I am freely able to borrow from my great friend Freddie Morse.

And your second point is not true. If your good enough to know what an editor wants that's enough. I edit in camera, I just don't sit down with hours of footage and chop it about etc.

[one eyed jack]

I dont recall lights in that conversation but thats ok, it was a good while back so I will accept I am wrong.

Apologies

[Dave Wells]

Accepted, no problemo !

[jimslip]

"Like all the European, American, Brazillian and Russian (etc) girls try to do?"

I think in an ideal world the word, "Try" wouldn't come into it. There are plenty of miserable foreign birds out there, who sure, make a alot of noise and shout and scream the house down, but does this convince the modern consumer? I don't think so anymore. A girl can be far sexier, for me at least, when you see she can't control herself with her expression.

As an example of just how, "False" all that Euro and Yank, shouting and screaming is, a few years I was doing an intimate scene with a hot Eurobabe who had her tongue buried down my throat. At the time, I was using a "Euro-camerman" who'd shot loads of Europorn for Private. Anyway the babe was having such a good time that she started to gush all over my dick and onto a bright red leather armchair, which was extremely sexy, no screaming, no shouting, no, 'OH MY GOOOOOOOD I'M CUUUUUMING,!" bullshit.

Anyway Mr Euro dunderhead cameraman, STOPS the scene and the dumb twat says, "Thist horrible, zee girl looks like she has disease she has made zee mess all over zee zofa!

I said, "What the fuck are you on??? keep filming, she looked in gleeful astonishment.

You see in all the scenes he'd shot for Private he'd NEVER seen a girl lose it before. He didn't know "that's what girls do", when they are REALLY having a good time! Sure he'd seen girls have a good time to a point, but in the oppressive environment of a big shoot, with the big bandana, shades wearing wooden stud, the big director, the entourage all ogling, they couldn't actually lose it for real!

So this is a lesson for those who love their "porn by the swimming pool", next time you see an American or Eurobabe screaming her head off, pause the clip and see how "Wet" she is. You'll probably see she's not wet at all and in fact, the reality was, that before the last cut and the last yell of so called "Orgasm", she'd screamed to the director, "CUT! NOW I MUST HAVE MORE LUBE MEIN HERR!" Once lubed up again, "DANKE! I VILL NOW PERFORM ZEE ORGASM, YA! DO YOU VONT ZEE BIG SCREAM OF ZEE EVEN BIGGER SCREAM I AM PARTICULARLY GOOD AT ZEE VOSS VEE CALL, DA PORNO YAWN AND ZEE BULGING OF ZEE EYES MEIN DIREKTOR! START ZEE FILMING NOW I AM READY! (Apply American accent, for a Yank film!happy!

So in short foreign birds are gorgeous and HOT, IF you know the one's to avoid at castings. That comes from years of experience!

This is the main reason reality porn dominates the world, not because people like, "Manky" stuff, it's because people want to have an insight into some real sex, not sex funnelled through the eyes of a director and editor who've done everything in their power to squeeze out the last remnant of REAL erotic content that might be in a scene and replace it with a "Representation" of what their idea of, "Hot sex" is.

[one eyed jack]

I agree Jim.

I have often said that great sex isnt always pleasant to look at with all that fanny squelching, squirting, exorcist head spinning, apileptic fits, foaming at the mouth, drooling, eyes rolling back in the head and contorted facial expressions and weird guttural noises.

A lot of people like their porn to look nice and interesting and thats really cool but I've always strived to get that real, caught youoff guard, really enjoying it to my scenes and admittedlythis is not easy to get at all.

Contrary to popular beleif, a lotof women dont orgasm at the feel of a huge cock stretching them out....They may well do after you've given it a lot of TLC tongue action and then, only then, that depends on if you are doingit right.

Sometimes you just get the luck of the draw and you know when that happens when that scene is the most talked about even years later.

Sometimes porn can be downright hilarious too but again, its not easy getting great shoots at all. If it was then everybody would be doing it

[jimslip]

OEJ you said, "Alot of women dont orgasm at the feel of a huge cock stretching them out....They may well do after you've given it a lot of TLC tongue action and then, only then, that depends on if you are doingit right."

I learnt everything I know from this guy!

"Mr Romance" himself, Jason King:

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Errm, or is it the "Man from Del Monte?" Anyway it's one on them!

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Now, I think about it, I think it was actually Brooke Bond............??

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