Gemma Massey on life as a porn star

[jj]

Even in repressed little England 20 years ago, it wasn't that unusual to see a
lunchtime pub-stripper 'artistically' dildoing herself while the punters gulped
their beers and munched their ploughman's...... while 'concentrating' furiously
on the racing-form in the paper: -)

[max_tranmere]

Kelly Brook is a babe, I certainly like her. Great body and she is tall aswell. She is the typical girl-next-door too, she comes from Rochester in Kent - just an ordinary town.

As for the "trout pout" I don't think many of the woman who have had a lip-job ever intended to look like that, they just wanted fuller lips, but ended up looking like a fish. It is quite tragic. The whole point of any surgey is that it does not look like you've had any. The problem with many lip-jobs, face alterations, and boob-jobs is one can certainly see they've had work done. And it usually looks awful.

Worst example I've ever seen is the Bride Of Wildenstein:

[thundercracker]

Her lips look weird.

[jj]

I think one can always tell- whether this is because the relevant surgical
techniques are still in relative infancy or whether it's poorly-skilled surgeons
is an open question. I might go out on a huge limb and suggest [especially in the
States] that those entrants who are more motivated by lucre and glamour gravitate
toward the cosmetic part of the profession whilst the more idealistic [and, I'd
further guess, generally more able] stay within traditional medicine. I'm not sure
what the situation is here in the UK but I would be VERY pissed-off to learn that
my taxes had gone toward educating someone who then wasted a hugely expensive
education by becoming a cosmetic surgeon.

I think the pout- and boob- things began as an attempt to mimic screen-icons
[Monroe and Mansfield, repectively] and the 'ideal' body-patterns they came to
exemplify- but that sort of social analysis is more up Camille Paglia's street
than mine : -)

[mrchapel]

She`s got a duck bill like Jenna Jameson