Strangest porn name ever?

[planeterotica]

Pancho wrote:

> Is it true Jim Slip and Lara Latex are there ACTUAL names?
>
> I read that somewhere and when they got together they just
> couldn't do anything but porn with that combo...


planeterotica wrote:

You talk so much shite you could almolst be a portser !wink!

[Floydoid]

Betty Swollocks

[joe king]

Can you confirm that Shannon Getsit is actually dead? I can't find any obit.

[Floydoid]

Joe, this is all I could find:

[jj]

Thanks- dunno how, but I read that and similar pieces and drew the above
conclusion. Must be my usual cheerful outlook on life manifesting itself.......

I'm happy to be wrong : -)

[max_tranmere]

Not a porn name, but someone told me once that they had known of someone called Faye Lopian. Come to think of it that would make a good porn name!

[speedybert]

As above not a porn name but I was at a design exhibition many years ago and there was a girl on one of the stands who was called Crocus Beaver.!winner!

[Floydoid]

The presenter of this program on BBC4 tomorrow night has a name made for porn - Laura Cumming - and she looks pretty fit too.

[Zorro]

Not porn name, but I new a South African called Jim de Kock, and he married a girl called Pat.

First time I heard him introduce his wife as Pat de Kock I cried laughing, still brings a smile to my face every time I think about it.