Porn stars "porn star" names!

[spunkie]

Whats yours? Mine would be Muffles Williams...but im not a porn star so I dont count!

[Shay Hendrix]

Gerty Grice....... !wink!
Hence why i went with Shay Hendrix!

[Holly D]

Mine would have been Sammy Rocamora

[one eyed jack]

How do you arrive at your porn star names.

Mine is One Eyed Jack

[videokim]

I would have been Kim if i wasn't Kim lol! iwas making films for 4yrs before i realised i was a porn star & by that time i was to late to change it to a catchy name..

Kim x

[Holly D]

its the old playground thing of your 1st pet's name and your mother's maiden name combined, right?

[garethbjenkins]

Like Shay, mine really doesn't suit....I'd have been Satin Mason.....not a good name for a guy.....so I perform under Duncan Biscuits.

Granted, I've yet to appear with a mug of tea in one hand and a biscuit in the other....but I've got some shoots coming up soon where hopefully I can convince the director to let me have a cup of tea on set some where. At the very least it'll give me something to blog about.

Example:

"During filming of today's scene I was sipping a wonderful darjeeling. It was light and refreshing....which was somewhat like my co-stars pussy."

Although, I'm not sure the world is ready for reviews of vaginas.

On a more important note, I'm hoping at some point to film with two black ladies so we can pretend to be an Oreo.

[HarveyJay]

Suki Dreikluft, that's better than mine now actually lol x

[nasty]

Mine would mean I'd be an Irish porn star, maybe I'd dress like a leprachaun in scenes....Paddy Fennelly.

[Storm]

Brilliant thread spunkie - absolutely hilarious xx

Mine would have been Sandi Dell (Which unfortunately makes me sound like a small peninsula off the cornish coast) - The one which I might actually use at some point for a giggle is Mr storms (Spanner) he would have been 'Suki Morgans' !laugh! !laugh! - imho that sounds pretty cool.......