David Charles the famous spanker was quoted in" Loveit Magazine" as saying he'd shagged 10,000 tasty birds.
I've fed this info into my computer and after much number crunching it came out with the following answer.......I*T*S*B*O*L*L*O*C*K*S*
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Fidel Castro bedded 35,000 women!
10,000 that's nothing !whistle!
Fidel Castro bedded 35,000 women!!shocked!
Fidel Castro bedded 35,000 women!!shocked!
Re: Fidel Castro bedded 35,000 women!
Ok lets do the maths!
Lets say 'ol Fid has his first shag at 14 and his last at 70.
70-14 = 56 shagging years
35000/ 56
= 635 different birds per annum
Allowing 2 days rest a week
results in 255 shagging days
635/255
= 2.49 different women a day for 56 years
Or 2 birds and a blow job per day.
How the fuck did he manage to run a country as well?
Lets say 'ol Fid has his first shag at 14 and his last at 70.
70-14 = 56 shagging years
35000/ 56
= 635 different birds per annum
Allowing 2 days rest a week
results in 255 shagging days
635/255
= 2.49 different women a day for 56 years
Or 2 birds and a blow job per day.
How the fuck did he manage to run a country as well?
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Re: Fidel Castro bedded 35,000 women!
He was too fucked to run the country. !boring!
Now we know why Cuba has such a shit economy. Castro was too busy shagging the entire Latino population !grin!
Now we know why Cuba has such a shit economy. Castro was too busy shagging the entire Latino population !grin!
Re: Fidel Castro bedded 35,000 women!
I presume he took a break from shagging during the missile crisis in 1962, but made up for it after the event with a shagging marathon!
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Re: Fidel Castro bedded 35,000 women!
Hang on a minute, I've been thinking about Fid's daily schedule. Imagine:
Get up at 10 am
Change underpants
Put on chilli con carne
Clean toilet
Brush teeth
Get flowers and chocs
Await Bird 1
Bird 1 arrives
Put on Barry White album
Have meal
Have coffee
Seduce bird
Shag for say 2 hours
Get rid of bird 1
Have shower
Start all over again with bird 2
Get rid of bird 2
Await bird 3
Every day for 56 fucking years, do me a favour??!!
Get up at 10 am
Change underpants
Put on chilli con carne
Clean toilet
Brush teeth
Get flowers and chocs
Await Bird 1
Bird 1 arrives
Put on Barry White album
Have meal
Have coffee
Seduce bird
Shag for say 2 hours
Get rid of bird 1
Have shower
Start all over again with bird 2
Get rid of bird 2
Await bird 3
Every day for 56 fucking years, do me a favour??!!
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Re: How many people does a pornstar sleep with?
Office Dibble might argue there is no such thing as 10,000 tasty birds on the planet. !happy!
Autolycus are you sure that Ben Dovers autobiography wouldnt be a goo seller???
The anonymous producer behind Touch Wood got his book published. Whether he made great sales on it is another matter.
I would have thought Bens book would be much anticipated.
Autolycus are you sure that Ben Dovers autobiography wouldnt be a goo seller???
The anonymous producer behind Touch Wood got his book published. Whether he made great sales on it is another matter.
I would have thought Bens book would be much anticipated.
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Re: Fidel Castro bedded 35,000 women!
Do I detect a hint of jealousy here???? !wink!
No, here is the schedule
Wake up.
Read Lenin or knave magazine (western capitalist shit)
Shoot some peasants.
Shag dirty Russian communist slut sent over by Nikita Khrushchev.
Phone Khrushchev and thank him for slut. Both slag off American capitalist pigs for their decadence. !tut!
Breakfast.
Shoot some peasants.
Shag dirty latina and send her parents $1 to live on for coming year.
Take military salute of Cuba's Revolutionary Armed Forces.
lunch.
Shoot some peasants.
TV broadcast to nation. Utterly condemn rich decadent yankees disgusting immoral lifestyle. !tut!
Salivate at bevy of latinas dancing mambo, rumba and salsa.
Fine dining western capitalist pig style!
Watch sultry latina rolling havana cigar on sun kissed thighs.
Smoke havana whilst shagging said sultry latina up the bum western capitalist pig style. !love!
Shoot some peasants.
Read Karl Marx.
Watch Jimslip on dvd whilst wanking and hoping not to go blind.
Make notes to condemn Jimslip next day for his disgusting filth! !tut!
Pray for strength and more of the same next day. !sleep!
35,000 no problem!
No, here is the schedule
Wake up.
Read Lenin or knave magazine (western capitalist shit)
Shoot some peasants.
Shag dirty Russian communist slut sent over by Nikita Khrushchev.
Phone Khrushchev and thank him for slut. Both slag off American capitalist pigs for their decadence. !tut!
Breakfast.
Shoot some peasants.
Shag dirty latina and send her parents $1 to live on for coming year.
Take military salute of Cuba's Revolutionary Armed Forces.
lunch.
Shoot some peasants.
TV broadcast to nation. Utterly condemn rich decadent yankees disgusting immoral lifestyle. !tut!
Salivate at bevy of latinas dancing mambo, rumba and salsa.
Fine dining western capitalist pig style!
Watch sultry latina rolling havana cigar on sun kissed thighs.
Smoke havana whilst shagging said sultry latina up the bum western capitalist pig style. !love!
Shoot some peasants.
Read Karl Marx.
Watch Jimslip on dvd whilst wanking and hoping not to go blind.
Make notes to condemn Jimslip next day for his disgusting filth! !tut!
Pray for strength and more of the same next day. !sleep!
35,000 no problem!