"Fiona Cooper" closing down!

[Trumpton]

If so, the question is, why?

[colonel]

His 'sense of humour' ?

[Trumpton]

I'm still plumping for SpankyMonkey.

[Jabba]

Chloe is almost as sexy as Jennifer Clifford. Mind you Jennifer Clifford was a 65 year old bald man who dropped dead of a heart attack while watching Baywatch.

Jenny even used to scent his flowery notepaper with perfume to convince you he was a woman.

[gracey]

Hee, Hee

I pretended to be an amateur looking for some work (if he can be a woman, so can I!).

He gave me shoot dates in March and April.

Closing down, my arse!

[Trumpton]

It's all a marketing ploy.

[jj]

gracey wrote:
> I pretended to be an amateur looking for some work (if he can
> be a woman, so can I!).
There probably won't be any film in his camera : -))
Oh, and make sure to pack yer 'schoolgirl' outfit.

> Closing down, my arse!
Yes, I'm gratified by the healthy scepticism expressed in this thread.

[Trumpton]

I've read elsewhere that Sutcliffe intends to re-invent FC with a character called "Suzy"?

[jj]

I feel a franchise coming...

[Pervert]

As has been pointed out, it's worked before, so why not try it again---then miraculously save the company.