"Fiona Cooper" closing down!

[Trumpton]

Didn't this same situation occur about 4 years ago when "Fiona" informed us that "she" was having to close down due to financial difficulties? Then like a phoenix from the ashes the "Fiona Cooper" organisation is back up and running again this time with "Fiona's" "daughter" "Chloe" at the helm.

[Tomp]

This time a miracle will occur (again) and a man with one leg shorter than the other will take over, saving the day for all FC fans. He will be known as Suzy, wear a dress and enjoy family fun. Also, he will be bald, have a terrible rash on his arm and a large belly.

[jj]

In a way it's quite refeshing to encounter a vendor who is so upfront
about his low opinion of the intellect of his clientele.
Still, a good few of them ARE Americans.... [img]http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/smileys/grin.gif[/img]

[Pervert]

One day we will find out just how he managed to sell his stuff without a problem when everyone else was being prosecuted.

[Porn Baron]

Are the hardcore vids still available where he shags but you never see his face?
I think they called them cocksucking series?

I'm ashamed to say he caught me with the closing down ploy.
Twice!!!!!!hmmm!

[jj]

Yeah... the deadline [ho, ho] is March.

[Trumpton]

Caractacus wrote:

> One day we will find out just how he managed to sell his stuff
> without a problem when everyone else was being prosecuted.

Apparently he's got a shed load of money to throw about.

[colonel]

It IS you Zooter!

[Trumpton]

colonel wrote:

> It IS you Zooter!

Zooter in disguise?

[colonel]

I think so.