TRASH WHORES - A review / comparison

[Arnold Layne]

Title : Trash whores

Cast: Miyah, Katie Fox, Harmony Hex, Paradise Summers, Emily X, Sareena Majewska with ********** & Tony James.
Produced & directed by **********

Running Times

R18 Version1: 122 mins
European version: 152 mins

Scene 1: Paradise Summers
Scene 2: Katie Fox
Scene 3: Miyah & Emily X
Scene 4: Harmony Hex
Scene 5: Sareena Majewska

DVD Extra's: An option of exclusive music only, or just dialogue, & trailers for
Dare Devils & Slutfinder

What a swansong! The last ever film from Rob & Miyah is possibly the best British porno ever made (after Dogging diaries # 2 !wink!) I got both versions to compare, and there really isn't a lot of difference other than the watersports scenes, the head dunking in a bowl, and some enema and other object insertions, I'll leave the descriptive scene by scene breakdowns to Dawn "Hot totty" !wink!
I'm not a big fan of Brit porn whatsoever, the days of great anticipation for the latest Ben Dover movie are long gone, gimme some 70's US classics anyday.
I have a mate who works in a sex shop, and he informs me just a couple of British films are being released a week on R18, and the content is pretty dreadful with customers often bringing the film back, BUT never has a ********** film been returned, the proof is in the punch as they say.
Sure these titles are as hard as it legally gets, but to quote regular poster Harmony Luver, "********** brings out the animal in the women" (or words to that effect) and the talent in this movie is just as capable of outfucking as to be fucked.
For those not familiar with Rob's films, they ar shot in a kind of Docu-gonzo style, here we have to quote the cover "6 insanely nasty UK sluts turn themselves into human garbage cans, forcing hardcore depravity to its outer limits" features Hard anal, gagging, pissing, objects, enemas, rough sex.
It;s hard to pick an out and out favourite scene, as it was the first time I'd seen any of the girls in this on film other than Miyah. Stunning Paradise Summers reminds me of a young Mckenzie Lee, Harmony Hex is dressed as a cat who get's the cream in one hell of great outifit, the lesbian scene between Miyah and Emily X has to be my fave if I was pushed because, it's so fucking outrageous, Miyah looks better than ever, and this is also the first anal from Emily X. I wasn't that keen on the Katie Fox scene, Tony didn't seem to push them as far as Rob does, that's not a criticism, it's just down to the performer, every scene includes anal (apart from the Harmony Hex one !sad!) my favourite B/G scene had to be the last with Sareena, looking very similar to Euro babe Mia Stone (Yes RB really!) this is the head dunking one which I'm sure will get the tounges wagging. Both performers are on fire here, an underwater camera shows the head dunking in a bowl to great effect, and I really don't think it'll spark off a wave of head dunking across the UK, it's all in all one exciting superbly shot porno movie, the picture is almost like watching high def, chapters in all the right place, even the music is cool if you mess around with the audio button, if you don't dig really hard sex or don't want to see the head dunking and some pissing, then you can always opt for the UK cut, Sareena is so damn beautiful I look foward to seeing her in more movies (I just hope they stand up with this!)
I bought both versions and gave one to a mate, I like this movie a lot, and wherever you are Rob & Miyah !drink!

Buy R18 version here



Buy Euro version here

[Trumpton]

I have the Euro version. The best scene in the entire film is, in my opinion, the lesbian one involving Miyah and Emily X. What Miyah does with that milk shake !shocked!

[Ned]

she doesn't just drink it does she? That would be fucking outrageous behaviour in a ********** film !wink!

Thanks for the review Arnold. One for the shopping list (UK version for me, as I'm a bit sqeamish about piss).

[Trumpton]

Ned wrote:

> she doesn't just drink it does she? That would be fucking
> outrageous behaviour in a ********** film !wink!

Oh yes she does !shocked! !wink!

But that's what I'd expect from uber-horny Miyah !wicked!

[sareena majewska]

very good to see a review, and a nice one at that lol, had far to many emails telling me how nasty i am, which i gotta say that is the general idea, if u gonna do it at least go to extremes lol, so all ya lil people who not like what i do, dont watch n ur emails pleased me no end!!!!!

rob and miyah just fantastic and gutted did not get to film with miyah, exteme's would def be pushed there lol!!!! the ideas i got goin round in my head actually quite scary! so will end there before i gey myself over excited

xx

[Jambo]

Whats the difference between the euro and uk r18 version?

cheers

[Trumpton]

Jambo wrote:

> Whats the difference between the euro and uk r18 version?

In the Euro version the enema and piss swallowing are kept in. !shocked!

[jj]

Nice 2 see yer still OK, AL.
Me still alive, too.

Good on yer.

[Arnold Layne]

Been a long long time man!
Drop me an e mail or add me on msn, e mails in my profile !drink!

[wheeley]

Good one me old mate, nice to have you back.