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[Arginald Valleywater]

In her younger days she was right at the the top of the UK glamour girl league. I reckon she will have been in a few thousand mag shoots over the years. If she has any sense she should quit and preserve her reputation.

[fatboy]

hi alex please email with more ifo on TM. i tried emailing her but the address just bounces back

[colonel]

He gets hot at the thought of Bernard Bresslaw's arse....

Imagine what Sidney James' arse holds for him? He probably has a complete set of Bless This House and a very large dry-cleaning bill.....

[Alex]

>>hi alex please email with more ifo on TM

I'd prefer not to think about it too much mike. I got in touch with her through her "Mistress" site. It was the worst and most expensive hour I have ever spent in my life. (well, I say an hour but she was actually in the room for about 10 minutes looking at her watch the whole time)

[Alex]

Do not knock Bernard Bresslaw's arse.

[mikedee_uk]

how much did you spend?

[Alex]

?160. What a con (

When I left I had to walk past her next punter who was a mutant in an anorak with a beard so she obviously gets them from somewhere. I doubt any of them will go more than once tho.

[mikedee_uk]

what does she do exactly?

[Alex]

Piss poor mistress stuff whilst constantly looking at her watch. Nothing sexual. You arn't even allowed to bash the bishop. Don't think she'd even get her tits out.