Weird Science

[Jacques]

You've seen the film, two nerds attempt to create the perfect woman. So create the perfect UK porn star. Who's legs, arse, face etc. would you choose?

If we get a general agreement on body parts I might just 'create' her in photoshop just to see if you were right.

Your nominations please.......

[Sam Slater]

I'' have 1st dibs!

Michelle Thorne's lucious lips,
Hannah Harpers smile
Michelle B's big boobs
Lolly Badcocks arse
Ashley Longs eyes

Stuck on legs !hmmm!

[Bob Singleton]

For me the perfect girl would have Charmaine Sinclair's hair, eyes, lips, breasts... oh sod it... just post a pic of Charmaine!! !bow! !bow! !bow!

[Porn crackers]

Could Natalie Heck's eyes get a look in.....

Bet you will never get an agreement on the perfect woman, ie I like small breasts, and long long legs. A unusual combination perhaps.......

Charmaine .-



However Charlotte is my favourite look .-







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[Jacques]

No - we will never get an agreement on the perfect woman but if the majority of posters go for say Angel Long's legs well Angel Long's legs it is.

So let's see where this goes.....the post, not Angels legs.......but there's a thought......right I'm off to the bog with that thought.....

[Jayr]

We already have the perfect porn star - Angel Long!
She's got legs that go on forever, eyes that can look dirty as well as innocent, she's absolutely stunning and she does almost everything that can be do in porn!

Bugger! It looks like I'm developing a "Macdaddy" on her.... !laugh!

[randyandy]

Face: Lara Lee
Breasts: Louise Parker
Stomach: Lolly Badcock
Pussy: Jan Burton
Legs: Angel Long

!grin!

[c.j.jaxxon]

I can create in my mind but if you put the body parts in front of me to pick out, it probably wouldn't come out right anyhoo. And just what is a MUNTER?

[Jacques]

Munter has a couple of meanings but in this case means a very very ugly woman and is one step up from being called a 'minger'.

[bigboy]

pussy:poppy morgan
breasts Rebekah dee
arse Avalon
face Robyn hunter
legs Angel long