You know you're a pornstar when.....

[Mrme]

Bit of light hearted fun for you superstars. Like the "you know your old when....." Jokes. I'll go first (this is not official because i'm not a pornstar lol).

1. When every job you go for seems to end in some fella relieving himself on you.

[FridaySe]

2. There's a sex toy under every pillow or cushion in your house, for that piece of impromptu photoshoot.

[Jonone]

..you have a loyalty card from the GUM clinic.

[Karina Currie]

ooo i like this one
you get a discount at every sex shop in soho
luv n hugs to all
karina
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[IdolDroog]

you're paid to perform in pornography...........


..sorry i didn't really get into the spirit of things did I

[fayerampton]

you get your tits out in posh restaurants !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pervert]

There are people employed to help you keep wood.

[Billz]

When pictures of you turn up on the wall in the delivery drivers canteen!!!!!!

[Jonone]

You find yourself having conversations with your accountant about dildos as a legitimate business expense.

[Jonone]

Your 'fuck me' shoes are overworked.