Where does porn go next?

[Martyporn]

... Thanks Bill!! I appreciate your comment... it's nice to know I'm not on my own....

[MrAnglia]

The porn shops in the centre of London are miles better than we're used to in the provinces. The competition makes sure of that (now you'll tell me they're all owned by the same company - well, the electronics shops on Tottenham Court Road all seem to be linked, but they appear compete with each other, as I discovered when I was encouraged to haggle over my laptop). Out in the provinces, though, Jimslip's bang on the money. Outside Soho, porn shops are shit and overpriced.

[gingernuts]

Porn Idol.

Simon Cowell rolling his eyes as two OAPs 69 on national TV for a chance to get signed to his new DVD label.

Camera cuts back to Ant 'n' Dec tugging each other off in excitement.

[Martyporn]

Right ?

Have you been to Pulse and Cocktails in Hull ?

What about Nice N Naugghty in Chester ?


You haven't got a clue what I'm talking about ... Have you ?

Remember past Watford Mate there are another 30 Million of us Brits up here....

[jimslip]

Well I actually I can "beat that" !!

Put your car keys down, forget the traffic wardens, traffic jams, sleaze bags in sex shops, hoodies waiting to mug you etc etc. Put the kettle on, make a cuppa and sign on to jimslip.com.

Pay your twenty or so pounds and settle down to access of over 120 scenes, (featuring a similar amount of girls and NO YANKS) of HARD CORE PORNO FILTH. Over 80 hours of video and 10,000 plus pics!

Bear in mind that when you are scurrying, furtively through Soho clutching you collection of DVD's, which have all just fallen through the bottom of the tacky, bag all over the pavement, finding the local vicar stooping down in shock as he tries to help you clear up the mess (also hoping your boss hasn't seen you) Of course a S.W.A.T. team them stops to see what the fuss is about, especially with you standing over a vicar whose suffering a cardiac arrest, with a porno DVD in your hand, finding yourseself bundled in the back of a van, then beaten to a pulp and charged with "Assaulting a S.W.A.T. team and getting 5 years..........

After all this you'll be lucky to actually really like only 1 scene per DVD, so out of the 10 you've bought you've only really got the equivelant of 2 and a bit DVD's!

So you'd have to ask yourself, "Was the trip worth it?"

No for me the internet wins every time LOL!

[Jacques]

For the moment I think you are correct. I say 'moment' as Teflon Tony's Government will at some point this year be invited to the ECHR to justify their right to apply sections 9, 10 and 12 of the Video Recordings Act, amongst other legislation. Now if they lose the you will technically be able to buy R18 in Woolworth's - no license required, but of course you will still have that trip to make!!!!

[Martyporn]

... So how many new scenes do you shoot a month JIMSLIP ?? As out of my ten DVD's I buy every two weeks.... that's 120 scenes 20 mins long!! That's a lot of material to view in privacy.....

And I don't need a clunky PC to view it from..... I can watch it anywhere in my home and often do!!!

Most internet sites I've been to are rip-offs as you only need a day to view anything of any quality and that's it.....

HIGH STREET BABY... THAT'S THE FUTURE AND I'LL WATCH YOU ALL WITH FURTIVE GLEE WHEN YOU'RE TRYTING TO STOCK THE SHELVES AT WOOLWORTHS...