Porn lighting

[David Johnson]

Jim
I think you sum the problem up perfectly. You are a Van Gogh when most of the clientele seem to be happy with B&Q diy'ers. Ere mate, do you want the gloss or the emulsion.
Cheers
D

[rgb]

I like to think I've taken the B&Q garden floodlight to a higher level of sophistication by employing my metalwork skills to fit a holder for a Jessops diffuser brolly - vorsprung durch Technik!

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[eroticartist]

Hi Everyone,
In the U-matic days we had to have two blondes and a redhead in one room!
Mike Freeman

[jimslip]

I forgot to mention, that he'd seated the sticks holding the lights, in 2 flower pots full of earth!

Another thing I remember is that the same "photographer" was filming a girl bent over a table and a large hairy blue-bottle landed on her arse, which proceeded to explore the innermost crevace of her bum crack, its beady eye firmly focused on her arse-hole. She hadn't noticed, but the photographer, in a frenzy, clumsily zoomed in to close- up / macro in order to film, said fly, in its unholy exploration!

Suddenly he shouted, "Eureka.....this is fucking art mate.......look and learn ya posh wanker!" Taking another swig from his can of Special Brew, he carried on eagerly filming the fly doing what flies do, when they land on something appertising.

Certainly this piece of filming was worthy of David Attenborough albeit with a touch of "wobble-cam" tm.

I don't think it was very sexy though.

[rgb]

You paint a fascinating picture of the scene )

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p.s That's an idea, I hadn't thought of using flowerpots...

[davewells]

Name him Dave ?

[davewells]

Yeah we shot those birds Umatic as well Mike.

[jimslip]

No, it wouldn't be right to name the person. I'll leave you to use your powers of deduction to work it out! Another clue, he's idea of a slap up lunch for the crew was one bag of crisps and a bottle of pop for everyone to share!

[davewells]

Oh right I must know him then ?

[jimslip]

My lips are sealed!