Whose to blame for brit porn being the worst

[Marino]

i blame me. It's simple. I went into property in the 80's (crash) Then i bought a cafe the week Edwina Currie had her egg thing,mmm (crash)

Then silly bollocks went into production as the internet and the digital revolution and the prices have crashed. So you see it's my fault, So sorry all you skint brit producers, Looks like I owe you a small fortune.

[Marino]

I am not complaining. I think we are in a wonderful situation, there is as much porn for he customer as you can possibly want. Ok this makes it harder for us brit producers, so we have to produce better porn to beat the competition.

I have a fucking wonderful life, it certainly is not easy, and although some critics may think we wake up in the morning pick up a camera and go, it is very intense work. It certainly is no nine till five, and consumes my whole life.
I certainly could not afford to stay in the business any other way. But I really love the brit scene and hope to help carry it forward. We all fuck up sometimes
but with forums such as this, we can help to rectify stuff a lot quicker.

So I say well done all you brit producers who are managing to keep going, an extra well done t the big guys who make profit, we hope to be there soon.

[one eyed jack]

Hi JP, I think your post should be a whole new thread, so I'll be brief in my reply and elaborate my thoughts on a more appropriate thread but I think in short, new technologies will be upon us that will see the Den Dover "wanabees" (I personally hate that term) become TV moguls of their own stations from behind their very own p.c's.

...And I think the word chav should be banned on here. Looked up the definition on a site link and don't think 90% of the girls I know in this industry fit the category or even any of the girls I shoot so this horrible word is banned!

Jurkdaturk raised some good points about Britporn being part of the reality tv culture. Spot on. This was at the heart of all my shoots due to the reasons Officer Dibble extended on but I'd like to think we were a bit more inspired by the fact we shagged in people carriers, roaring up the M1 with mobiles to our ears was as realistic as it was going to get...and exciting. Alas, those days are no more due to the limitations of our censors and yes, I have been villified by fans and colleagues for it but like so many others, I have to step in line if I'm to have a share in the market place as we know it today. Fear not though, all this madness some of you know me for will be available shortly in ne'er seen before footage on my new website: "Keeping it so real- you can taste it!"

Why can't I write short posts!? I blame all of you for my rants and raves.

[woodgnome]

could you click 'Reply To This Message' when, um, replying. otherwise, it can be tricky for those of us wedded to 'Threaded View' to follow the scintillating conversation.

fwiw, your posts may be long but they're also polite (usually) articulate and have a worthwhile point to them. unlike some voluminous contributors who seem to suffer from pseudo-intellectual tourettes syndrome... chav!! chav!!! chav!!!!!!

[Officer Dibble]

Aw, common dude, you know you love it (like those who have publicly complimented me on my scribblings in the last few days). I'm sure you do find in irritating, but also exiting and worth reading - if only to experience that delicious outrage at the ideas, concepts, and the take on society that I put forward - bit like me reading Simon Heffer in the Daily Mail or the late Paul Foot in the Guardian.

Would you prefer it if all I posted were the kind of scintillating comments and questions like "Who's this bird?" "I loved your last movie" and ?When will Sammy Jayne be appearing on Sky TV??

You may have a point about the ?tourettes syndrome? though. The word ?chav? has been bouncing around inside my head lately ? but hey, it?s such a juicy word to say and it just seems to elegantly encapsulate all that is naff and skanky about contemporary pop culture.


Officer Dibble

[Lizard]

I dont think WG,s refering to just you Dibble, you have the chav, but not the tourette,s.......(see other forums).

[Joe Keane]

I've just bought Irregular Pratice 2 & The Great British Minge Binge in the last couple of days, I don't normally buy brit porn but the beautiful Mckenzie Lee, Tammie Lee & Lucy Rush swayed me to try it out & I have to say I was greatly disappointed in minge binge, Mckenzie is a stunning girl but the production & in particular the camera work was absolute rubbish (especially when she was doing anal & the camera is trying to do a close up & the screen kept getting blurred) this dvd comes from doll theatre so i don't hold out much hope from them. Relish are not bad & I would possibly buy more of their stuff in the future but give up on the crap acting & just make some good erotic sex scenes. I don't think we should totally give up hope of some great films here some day, the quality of girls is getting better, anyone tell me that the above girls wouldn't make the grade in the states along with the 2 Longs, Hannah Harper, the stunning Gisselle & a few more.
It could be worse you could all come from my neck of the woods, Ireland, where there is no porn industry (but funny enough our laws are more relaxed) Anyway keep the faith!