Venus/Berlin...

[mark cremona]

so hands up who's going ? ...

[mark cremona]

Now more than ever this event is a must-do for buyers, sellers, and talent.

the bizz may be in the doldrums in the UK right now according to many forumites, but from where Im standing in Europe at this moment its positively roaring. wholesalers and distributors cannot get their products on the shelves fast enough, and content from America is flying out of the door faster than it arrives on these shores.....

witnessing last years show from the British Contingent it was heartening to see Phil McC holding the fort with a harem of talent on the Private stand, however the mighty American Carrier Fleet were in attendance led by the cruise missile equiped USS Lexington Steele and whilst he was being harried by "HMS Omar" it was inevitably going to be a one sided contest especially with only me and the motor torpedo boat the "Jim Slip" to give moral support...

This year there will be a plethora of Eastern European "Hunter Killer" Frigate's ready to fire their beef torpedoes across the bows of any Anglo Saxon upstarts who dare cross them.....so now is the time to invoke that "Dunkirk Spirit" load up those .303 brownings, strap on your helmets, fix your Bayonets, tear yourselves away from Trisha and Eastenders, cash those Giro's and lets lay some British Steel on Johnny Foreigner before the only Cocks left in Europe are Christophe Clark and Steve bloody Perry... looking forward to seeing you all in the Bar of the Hotel Berlin, the first round is on me.....

[Easter Egg]

"the first round is on me"
Oh boy...you little daredevil! You know that it would take no more than a first round to knock you out, eh?
I'll be there also! Not only because of the free drink

Personally, I think it would be very nice to meet some people from the UK that I only know of just by name, or by this forum.

".....so now is the time to invoke that "Dunkirk Spirit" load up those .303 brownings, strap on your helmets, fix your Bayonets, tear yourselves away from Trisha and Eastenders, cash those Giro's and lets lay some British Steel on Johnny Foreigner ........"

Whatever you guys/girls do, just don't mention the bloody war.

[David Lever]

Ahoy Marc

I seem to recall we had an appointment with those damn Yanks. We were discussing last year the idea that we would organise a "Dad's Army" of British pornstars to head off the blighters!
Just who does that Lexington Steele think his kidding, thinking that all of us Brit Porn Adonis's are on the run? We are the boys who'll stop your little game!We are the boys who will make you think again................
So all together now.................

Anyway I thought the cast could be:

Ben : Captain Mainwaring
Jimslip : Godfrey
Marino: Pike
Dave Wells: Sgt Fraser
Marc Cremona: Sgt Wilson

Any other suggestions?

Hope to see there!

[mark cremona]

Ahoy there MTB "Jim Slip" get ready to repel boarders shipmate !

those pesky Yanks will be all over the shop this year, only a combined and concerted counter attack is going to keep them at bay, I hear that as well as the Carrier USS Lexington Steele the supporting frigates of the USS Mandingo and and the USS Mr Marcus will be in attendance with airborne stealth cover in the shape of the "Sean Michaels" I only hope our "Dads Army" contingent can overcome the odds ! If the Yanks decide to open fire then the "Collateral Damage" from "Friendly Fire" could result in serious civilian casualties..

I fear it will be a repeat of last years Carnage Dave.......I was unlucky enough to be on the same Hotel Floor as the Berth for the USS Lexington Steele last year and and the sounds of destruction emanating from the vicinity was simply to awful to behold, the Czech Frigate the "Monica Sweetheart" was found wrecked and abandoned in the corrider in the small hours...it was an awful sight...

looking forward to catching up buddy....dont forget the Kevlar..

[wombleuk]

i have been to the Venus Erotic Festival in Berlin the last four years, and thoroughly enjoyed it. It is for both the caompies and the Fans, cameras and video cameras are allowed by one and all..... yippee

last year I was recognised by the lovely Autumn, who introduced me to Bev

ahhhh heaven

David
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