Ben Dover Competition-Win!Win!Win!

[Cjm]

I've entered the comp by the way ;o)

[jobbydealer]

So the man himself enters the fray and slags the prizes. But don't let Ben fool you, the t-shirt is 100% GENUINE Bri-Nylon and is guaranteed to stick to any iron - permanently. Furthermore I was going to deliver the t-shirt ready filled by a girl with 38DD t*ts. Ben is only peeved because he entered the competition and got the answer wrong!

Keep the entries coming in. Competition closes 10th October.

[Lizard]

100% British Nylon!!!!!, the worlds gone mad, I,d kill for one of those, can someone mail me the answers to the competion, er.......not you Ben, I feel your a man slighted, and you may well scupper it for me...

ps. Ben! have you ever thought of taking up acting, and becoming a true thespian, I can see it now, your bell in the bill.

[jj]

Wouldn't have thought 'entries' were ever Ben's problem.

[jobbydealer]

Ben could never be in the Bill because his bobbie's helmet is red and his truncheon is bent 2 degrees over the mandatory size required by EU law. Furthermore, Ben is 100% english and does not require a Thespian passort. Are thespians the people who insist on cleaning my windscreen at every set of traffic lights?

[Bronson Lee]

Can't we have an easy question ......

like name Ben's hairstyle ?

[Ben Dover]

Good call, if you actually had a magazine that is. I guess it could work!!!!!!!!!!

[Ben Dover]

Sadly that is true! I had to check to see which year it was. Now I know how they feel on 'Buzzcocks when they can't remember the words to their own songs!

[Ben Dover]

Funnily enogh I found that infamous old pink shirt at the bottom of a drawer the other day. I would stick that in as well but I think I should keep it as a momento.