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by Flipper
Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:49 am
Forum: O/T Forum
Topic: Strange Remark From My Mate
Replies: 2
Views: 41

Strange Remark From My Mate

He has been married twice and brought up two kids as a single parent. He looked out to sea today and said "you know what? Dolphins are like women. They look fantastic but who wants to own one, too tricky to look after".

A bit sexist but possibly accurate.
by Flipper
Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:45 am
Forum: O/T Forum
Topic: He May Be Mr Blobby But He's Fast
Replies: 5
Views: 79

Re: He May Be Mr Blobby But He's Fast

Oh by the way that guy is Britains anti-terrorism squad. He just sits on people and they confess
by Flipper
Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:43 am
Forum: O/T Forum
Topic: He May Be Mr Blobby But He's Fast
Replies: 5
Views: 79

Re: He May Be Mr Blobby But He's Fast

Nice to see two old British traditions....hairy fannies and fat coppers.

I bet he is thinking "I have the first erection in ten years but my belly prevents me seeing it"

Are pubes making a comeback? It would be nice to see a few hairy minges in porn.
by Flipper
Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:37 am
Forum: O/T Forum
Topic: Just Been Accused Of Being Racist
Replies: 14
Views: 181

Re: Just Been Accused Of Being Racist

one eyed jack wrote: > "You say you got one black friend > Sorry homie no win".... > > > > Is he your butler? Ha ha Just kidding...Or was I? (Den-den- > derrrrrrr!) > > OK you got me. I have two black freinds. Also i have three brown pals, two beige chums and a chinese mate. The chinese guy is just ...
by Flipper
Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:16 am
Forum: O/T Forum
Topic: Just Been Accused Of Being Racist
Replies: 14
Views: 181

Re: Just Been Accused Of Being Racist

thanks Mr Chapel, I was concerned that I might next be accused of hating gay alien black fellas next or as your pic calls them "gay niggers from outerspace" Of course in space racism does not exist, everyone is nice to each other in space. Even space-gypsies get treated nice. But ginger aliens still ...
by Flipper
Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:58 am
Forum: O/T Forum
Topic: Woolich Attack
Replies: 95
Views: 1061

Re: Mr Slater and David Johnson

No. They need to get a room lol
by Flipper
Sat May 25, 2013 1:28 pm
Forum: O/T Forum
Topic: Sweden is falling apart...
Replies: 7
Views: 75

Re: Sweden is falling apart...

Its no wonder their country is falling apart if the furniture in IKEA is anything to go by.
by Flipper
Sat May 25, 2013 7:10 am
Forum: O/T Forum
Topic: Just Been Accused Of Being Racist
Replies: 14
Views: 181

Just Been Accused Of Being Racist

Which is strange because one of my best mates is a coloured person. I love coloured people, they are great at athletics and have a good rythm, like that Nat King Cole guy, he was a coloured guy and I like his songs so how can I be racist?
by Flipper
Fri May 24, 2013 10:45 pm
Forum: O/T Forum
Topic: Police response time
Replies: 15
Views: 105

Re: Police response time

The other possibility re the delay and the fact that the murderers are still alive is this. Its my own little conspiracy theory...... If the shooters were police aiming for the chest as trained the result of eight shots would be both of them dead unless someone was a really bad shot. So my theory is ...
by Flipper
Fri May 24, 2013 10:22 pm
Forum: O/T Forum
Topic: Police response time
Replies: 15
Views: 105

Re: Police response time

I very much doubt they shot them just to injure them as you say. That happens in films alone. In this country every firearms police officer is trained to shoot at the chest or centre of the body mass. They never aim for the head like you see in movies and they certainly do not aim for legs or arms ...