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A lot of top cricketers prefer not to shave in the morning especially if they are batting. It's because if you sweat heavily soon after a shave it stings like hell. Noticed this myself lately as I've been doing a lot of cycling hoping to reduce my spare tyre and if I shave before going out it really ...

From what I've seen today all the ladies appear to be wearing exactly the same underwear - a sort of cycling/boxer short combination which is not very flattering. Watching that Russian bird at the moment - Anastasia Myskina. A very attractive girl and having just won the French Open a cracking ...

Flicking through the Sky EPG I notice that the Horror Channel (330) are showing an Italian film at midight called 'Nude For Satan'
With a title like that I might force myself to watch it!

Congratulations on those thoroughly well deseved awards Ben.

Just bought the latest Radio Times and was susprised to see you get a namecheck (p 24) in of all things an article about The Bay City Rollers!

Any stories you can tell us about your time in The Ian Mitchell Band?

Here's what to do on your next trip to the dentist. Woman goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her she grabs his crotch. The dentist says "Madam,I believe you've got a hold of my privates" The woman replies "Yes. Now we're going to be careful not to hurt each other aren't we."

If the policeman had been armed this would not have happened. Personally I would be quite happy to see every police officer out on patrol carrying a gun - most of the villains already do. I don't buy the civil liberties brigade crap that this would result in the mass slaughter of innocent civilians ...

Cheers for that Mart.
Have been watching that new Horror Channel (Ch 330) this evening and was amazed to see a 20 min programme ( Scream Queens) in which Linda was talking about all of her early films.
Still a very attractive woman despite having reached 50.

Saw her the other weekend in a film called Expose (1975) that was on tv. Pretty tame stuff compared to what goes on today but she revealed her fabulous figure in a couple of sex scenes and there was a lesbian sequence with the star of the film Linda Hayden. Linda was a gorgeous young actress who I ...

I was spending a penny at a public toilet in the centre of Aberdeen this morning when a middle aged woman emerged from a cubicle directly behind me with a very young lad - presumably her grandson. An awkward moment especially as I was in mid flow. Shouldn't she have taken him to the ladies instead ...

A truly shocking event which as usual British news organisations sanitised to the point where they completely failed to convey the true horror of what took place. All we were allowed to see was the poor guy sitting there while those thugs read out their statement followed by an announcement that ...