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How about a practical demonstration? Really help them to understand what you're talking about?

You could ask for a volunteer from the audience!

"Oh sorry, not you Father!"

You should at least do some casting while you're there.

"The Dublin Roadtrip"?

Me! I really need to go on a diet!

If you make one video you will have to trawl around the world to sell it. If you are REALLY lucky you MAY sell it to a distributor who will want ALL the world rights, but since that would be a lot of money, he wont want to pay YOU all that money, or even most of it. And why should he if he's going ...

I thought this was funny.

Playstation2 "Pornstars Advert"

Wish fullfilment for golfers?

Maybe I was a bit more forceful than necessary. I wish you the best of luck. This is a complicated business and while I'm sure the NFTS and TV work has prepared you for the technical and even artistic challenges of production that's got bugger all to do with filming people having sex. There is a ...

Welcome to the real world. I find it hard to sympathise with someone who complains about the attitudes of others while arrogantly flaunting his "superior" credentials. You went to the the NFTS to become a porno-director? Some of the models you approached didn't reply? Maybe YOU made a bad impression ...

The imagination of people in this biz never ceases to amaze me! That's some funny stuff!

I hope she didn't order chillis on that Pizza? Ouch!

Yes and... well... yes. But I would anyway.

I'm in with a chance then?