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What would Benny Hill Say // Coronavirus

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:13 pm
by M25crash
Vell Done China
fanks for Fucking up the world
Seems no one wants to point the Finger at a Wuhan ... what was it eating some animal shit with egg fried lice ...
And I thought all curries taste the same ,

No holiday in the sun
No models posing in the sun
No anything seems vely clver ....
Over a certain age cash in the life insurance...

&Still No one want to say to our little Oriental business folks PAY UP .
Hong Kong has gone quiet....

So where is the Voice to Blame , Or is it still No Blame Culture ....


What Would Benny Hill, say you sirri idot , you No listern !!!

Re: What would Benny Hill Say // Coronavirus

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 11:48 am
by MHoodie
Keep your pecker up and organise a Classic models shoot with Gilly Vida Red and Louise!
I remember the Grange Guest house used to hire out for the day. Tower studios used it a few years ago.
It's in Pinner Middlesex and a nice location.

Re: What would Benny Hill Say // Coronavirus

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 3:07 pm
by spider
The virus was made in a lab by Yanks and is now out of control.

Why do you think the first countries to be hit were China and Iran?

Re: What would Benny Hill Say // Coronavirus

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:47 pm
by M25crash
Oh of course Monty Python has entered .
them darn Red Neck , sure like to lose money and what better way than to pop off a few of them Iranians and Slit-eyed Lice eaters...
I should have known , Darn It . I'll spit out my tobacco .... and missed the pot.


Nope , its them Lice eating poop flavoured chicken wings that done it and it came form over there!!!


Oh Gold and Sliver is losing it values , someways good , all that Indian gold melting away ...Ahh such a shame

Oh , The Borders Are closing in the friendly family called Europe...Now that is funny , and Oh so Really can they do this ...

Of Course Germany can it owns Europe ...

Re: What would Benny Hill Say // Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:52 am
by M25crash
Hey Spider , you've overlooked the very obvious ...

The virus was man made and manufactured by Der DER DAA..... no other than the save the planet // Greta Thunberg , well actually a teen fan who is an animal right activist.
He studied the capitalists way of life Knows how large the economy of China and its lack of either human or Animal rights
The Young Fan in his home got hold of a chemistry set and went to work ...
Working under cover flew to China on a Lotto grant and opened a market stall with another grant from HSBC . hey presto.... The virus was set free..

It's Free Man to do what ever it wants....

Re: What would Benny Hill Say // Coronavirus

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:34 pm
by M25crash
Am I seeing a lot of models looking for work , due to the Virus .

though I guess the web cam girls business as usual ...

Re: What would Benny Hill Say // Coronavirus

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:32 pm
by M25crash
I DO HOPE YOU FOLKS are not guilty of Panic buying

Had to get some red meat today and Blimey Super store worse than Christmas.

Mind you // The females I saw shopping make Fat Yanks look thin .....

Fat REALLY Fat in tight jeans , YUK , buying anything and everything.

Hope hubby is out to work and I'm not paying for them to loath around lazy FAT woman...

AND sad to see the retired with a dazed face , not about to buy even the basics

Re: What would Benny Hill Say // Coronavirus

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:52 pm
by M25crash
Simply moving above the SPAM


Also THE HM GOV said today that CHINA & RUSSIA are still involved internet hacking

I would have thought for the time being both Countries and even mainly China WOULD
STOP being the CUNTS they normally are .In view of the Food Poo That the Chinese made

Re: What would Benny Hill Say // Coronavirus// CASHING IN

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:09 pm
by M25crash
Ok so folks hear seems to be very quiet .

Any ideas how to Cash in , on this virus ... Or making Plans to cash in in a few months time ...
I'm sure there will be some think tank doing this right now .
Would be good to get one over and have some "Blue Sky thoughts "


Tax all the Times 100 , by a lot of money .

Not to Borrow in excess , Put a tomato at Gordon Brown and Tony Blair.
Fingers crossed on Barnier fails to make it , the Lords get wiped out ...

there Must be a option to cash in on the way of life ...

Re: What would Benny Hill Say // Coronavirus

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:39 pm
by M25crash
Simply move this chuck Singapore crap down