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I am the best professional wrestler ever
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:06 pm
by Lex Luger
I am the greatest pro wrestler of all time. I beat Hogan, Goldberg and I beat Sting...and now I will return to the WWE and I think i can beat Brock Lesnar, Triple H and Chris Jericho.
I am 6ft 2, 275 pounds with 4% body fat. I am the Total Package.
Re: I am the best professional wrestler ever
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:14 pm
by jj
Maybe: but you're sure as hell one boring tit.
Re: I am the best professional wrestler ever
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:23 pm
by Lex Luger
How dare you say that about a awesome athlete like myself.I am the greatest and your just another smart mark who thinks they know it all.
You my friend are a jealous, no good piece of human waste and I in the other hand, am a former WCW world heavyweight champion.
I am the Total Package!!!!!
Re: I am the best professional wrestler ever
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:44 pm
by Jizabell
You are a total twat who's mummy bought him a new computer for his birthday!
Re: I am the best professional wrestler ever
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:46 pm
by Lex Luger
i have no idea what a twat is you british peon.
I know that you would kill to have a body like mine and if I was you, the average couch potato who masturbates over porno while eating potato chips, I would kill for a body just exactly like the total package, lex Luger.
Re: I am the best professional wrestler ever
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:49 pm
by magoo
I think the mods delete button must be broken