STOP PRESS! HCC 20 PUBLISHED TODAY!

[P R Mann]

STOP PRESS! HCC 20 PUBLISHED TODAY! - A NATION REJOICES!

As is usual on these momentous occasions it falls to me, P R Mann, to announce the publication of HCC 20 ? the grooviest adult move catalogue in the land. It?s been a long time coming, but as with all quality items it takes time to produce and indeed to mature.

Anyhow, we?ve got some great stuff for you this issue, including the latest edition of Celebrity Shags (8) This is the biggest and best Shags edition to date and features a truly special, no expense spared, guest star ? Britain? premier glamour photography model Adele Stephens! ?Whey-fuckin?-hey!? I hear you scream, and I can guarantee that your enthusiasm is not misplaced. What with Adele and 40 other top British glamour stars, spanning the past two decades, in the fuck, suck and lusty lezzy action that you have always dreamed of, this could well prove to be a vintage year for ?Celebrity Shags.?


There?s also a super special sex blockbuster in the form of ?Beaver Nights? Starring Kellemarie and Alexandra. That was produced with input from Remington Steel and Mr Beaver (Frank Thring.)

And the latest editions of One-Eyed-Jack?s acclaimed series ?Naughty Shorties' and ?British Bangers? are premiered here for the very first time!

Apart from that we have an excellent selection of all the other good stuff you have come to expect from HCC. Plus, there?s a Saucy Sale Supplement ? featuring many of our older sex shows that have now been reduced in price and also a video voucher for every loyal punter on our books which entitles them to choose any other video show totally free of charge with multi video orders of three or more! Sorted!

But before I go any further I should mention and thank all those who made this outstanding porno achievement possible.

First of all I?d like to thank the lovely Kellemarie ? Cardiff?s answer to Sylvia Saint - for being such a little sweetie and for her key role and help with this project - Baby, you?re so beautiful, but you really must eat more or you?ll disappear!

Also, a big mention for Adele Stephens ? - the Christy Canyon of British glamour photography. Adele?s celebrity and reputation preceded her ? we were not disappointed. Seeing Adele disrobe in one?s living room is a truly awesome and startling sight ? Even to jaded porno types like me ?n? The Officer. We?ve never seen anything like it! ?Oh, of course there are one or two girls with slightly bigger boobies, but none that boast the complete package, the statuesque figure and natural blonde good looks of a Premier League glamourpuss. Adele is also easy to get on with, so easy in fact that within an hour of meeting her I was invited to help adjust her bra strap! Wheyhey! I?m sure we?ll be seeing more of Adele in the coming months ? particularly as she only lives half an hour up the road! Meanwhile, you can feast your eyes on Adele and Kellemarie in ?Celebrity Shags 8.?

A big thank you to Remington Steel for his help, advice and contributions of wonderful British shagging material. Material that exudes an air of superior quality that the new breed of porn producers with their ?Dixon?s? camcorders can only dream of. Remington?s movies are still well popular and that?s down to the technical excellence of his work and the type of mature amateur shaggers he employs, who usually display highly prized porno qualities like big tits and big asses. But even here Remington sets the standard, as many of his mature shaggers are well spoken ladies, who frequently have profesional occupations?No, I?d didn?t mean that profesional occupation, I meant regular straight ones? Cor blimey, some folks, hey?

Another leading exponent of contempory Brit-Sex is Terry Stephens of One-Eyed-Jack fame. Terry really is at the crest of the new wave of British adult moviemakers. He?s not just a ?geezer? or Jack The Lad with a camcorder. He?s a genuinely talented, thoughtful, indie filmmaker, who happens to be passionate about porn. Do yourself a big favour and checkout his work. Thanks for the input Tel, it?ll be my turn to get the Thai curries in next time we do lucnch! Wheyhey!

And who could forget Marcus Allen ? the Micky Rooney (My god, is he still alive?) of Brit-porn. Marcus has provided much behind the scenes support to many an adult movie enterprise over the years and this one is no exception. He?s an extremely agreeable chap in real life and I for one thoroughly enjoy his Jonnie Walker fuelled outbursts on this forum. Nice one Marcus.

I?d also like to thank Officer Dibble, a man of outstanding artistic talent, integrity, wisdom and wit. His porno savvy is truely the stuff of legend. Without his help, encouragement, and all encompassing knowledge of Brit-Porn none of this would have been possible. Thank you Officer Dibble, you are mightily appreciated - May your ?truncheon? display the characteristics of mahogany forever and a day! Hey, and keep up the good work with Officer Dibble?s Film of the Week

I?d also like too thank everyone who knows me and in particular Mabel down the chippie who always saves me a bit of 'tail-end' and is always there with the enticing offer of ?extra scraps.?

And before I go let me just say that if you are not yet privy to the Horny Harry ? Hard Core Caf? experience, just e-mail ?The Mann? for a catalogue today and let him make your porno dreams come true.

Thank you?Thank you all. ..Goodnight.


P R Mann

[John]

Please forgive me posting on the board an O/T question - but as you may have gathered I am on AOL and they apparently have a terrible habit of filtering email. I have Emailed Mr Mann, direct, but I'll ask the question here in case I cannot get a reply...

I wish to order a copy of OEJs Wifewatcher featuring the lovely down to earth Sandy Caine - only I cannot access the shop - anyone else having difficulty?

All other links on the page work with the exception of this one....

[John]

Obviously I hadn't tried all the links, as a few of the others don't load anything either....

[marcusallen]

You can order on his hotline if you pay by cc.
It is quicker too!

[vila]

There's no mention of Tia in the cast list of Naughty Shorties 2, so why is she the main feature on the box cover?

[P R Mann]

She's not the main feature, in this instance she's just a generic 'girl?, an accessory draped over the great man's shoulder. I used the pic because I felt it perfectly encapsulated One-Eyed-Jack himself (fun, happening, streetwise) what he is about and where he's coming from. There's no intention to mislead, I've made it perfectly clear via the cast list who you can expect to see in it.


P R Mann

[P R Mann]

That's because there is no shop. It hasn't been constructed yet. The 'Shop' button is just the marker tape around the plot on which the UKS Shop will be constructed once time permits

The same goes for any other buttons. If nothing happens when you pres them it just means there's nothing behind them yet. They are not broken. I?ve only come across one really moody link myself today and that?s on the Adele Stephens Gallery Page

http://www.ukshags.com/adelegallery.html

I?ll wade in and reconnect it in a day or two - keeping my fingers crossed that I don?t bollocks the whole thing up, as I?ve done in the past - but right now my in tray is heaving with all sorts things to do that have had to go on the back burner.

P R Mann

[vila]

Believe me, from that angle, Tia IS the main feature!

[P R Mann]

OK then, if your a Tia fan, how about this?



Also, Tia definitely does star in one of the other films listed in the new catalogue.

P R Mann

[vila]

Yep, that's on my 'wants' list, when the budget allows . . .

I'm looking forward to the new catalogue. Seems a while since I last got one. Hope I'm still on the list. Do you delete customers who don't order for a time?