Memories Poss OT but she was British

[Phil McC]

Remmington radio mic'd me up and sent me into the house, we were on a housewife mission I was the scout. My briefing was simple "this one sounded like a nutter I would have to go in to her house make a professional assesment then if she was ok call him on the radio mike and he would bring the gear in" I looked at this 60 plus year old with her make-up drawn on more like paint by numbers, it was only matched or bettered by her choice of clothing, brown mini dress, green boots, pink stockings, red PVC gloves and an orange hat. I was speachless fortunatly she spoke "my husbands in the kitchen he is looking forward to me getting a good shagging as everyone else we wrote to never turned up. As she spoke she lifted the dress and flashed her hairless gash,,gash I know what I mean, I'll put the kettle on she said,,, great I will get my camera... ARE YOU SURE YOU WILL BE BACK, she shouted, COURSE I called back from the front door, "Start your engine" I wispered into the mic. We were in Nottingham before the kettle boiled,

Go on Remmy beat that one

[Shaun?]

You've met ____________________'s mum then )


I was going to put a name but thought it'd be more fun for people to add their own.