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Advice for new males getting into porn.

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:56 am
by nudemalemodel
Hi.i keep seeing posts from new wannbe males looking to get into the porn industry.saying you have a fit body and big dick,is great but its alot more than that.when posting describe yourself[height,hair age etc].this is not the easiest site to upload a photo but state also you have photos you can forward on.leave a email address and also a location.include type of work you want to do.so now people have a general idea who you are.thats the easy part done.NO ONE will give you work in the industry with a cert[letter from your local GUM clinic.you will need to go along to your local gum clinic[mines in my local hospital].ask for a test this STD and HIV.i have a urine,blood and mouth swab done.its free,but i get chrarged ?20 for the lettet to prove im all clear[known as the cert in the industry].ive also had hepititas jabs done.description done,and now certed.expect not to get paid for a couple of jobs offered,that will include your travel exs as well.if your serious about being a porn actor its just something you will have to allow for to begin with.you must arrive with plenty of time in hand.to prepare yourself,not 10mins,but a good hour.why.to groom yourself,chat,cup of coffee and talk about what is expected from the shoot.you will need to take with you,your cert[letter from your GUM clinic]condoms and a form if id.this must be a driving licence or passport because they contain photos of you and date of birth.they will use these to verfiy you.good luck.


Re: Advice for new males getting into porn.

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:49 am
by Bicycle Bum
That is all the obvious bollocks you mentioned. What about the less obvious bollocks. It's clear from my other thread that most guys in the porn industry aren't particularly well-endowed, which leads me to wonder if a genuinely well-hung chap would even get accepted into porn. Try cramming the insert of a kitchen roll into your cake hole and see how difficult it is, yet it's only 5 3/4 inches in circumference. A kitchen roll insert also happens to be 9" long, and looks pretty damn big, so you have to laugh when Killergram promotes 'The Shaft' as having a monster cock in excess of 10" when in fact it's smaller than my own. What other falsehoods exist in the porn industry that new guys should know about?


Re: Advice for new males getting into porn.

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:54 am
by Don Roobles
when did you get next to 'THE SHAFT' and measure it against yours then??

thats like me saying i am taller than the bloke on TV just by looking at him..on TV

some people chat pure shite on this site

if you are a real genuine guy,can fuck ON CAMERA and have a decent dick then just email the genuine companies out here for a test shoot and make sure you perform make sure you include location,recent photos INCLUDING your face and DIRECT contact number

there is work for guys who can fuck on film not THINK they can!


Re: Advice for new males getting into porn.

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:09 am
by nudemalemodel
Well put don.bicycle bum talks total dribble.bicycle bum,its not obvious bollocks as you wrote,hence my helping hand to put a post up for new males.READ some of the male posts who think they can just say one sentance about themselves and expect a director or production company to offer them a job.i have males who ask me about work in the industry and dont have the faintest idea of whats invovlved.

Re: Advice for new males getting into porn.

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:51 am
by Bicycle Bum
Don, maybe you're the shaft, lol, no offense dude, but I'll bet a thousand pounds 'The Shaft' isn't more than 8" measured from the top. That's 8 visible inches, not measuring from the backend of the scrotum, dude. Don, it's just cheeky you marketing yourself as having a monster in your pants when an 8 incher in the world of porn is nothing special. Enough of the acute camera angles and use of petite models.


Re: Advice for new males getting into porn.

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:04 am
by Bicycle Bum
Nudemalemodel, you're a tad dumb. The reason some guy posts on here asking about work and provides scant info about himself is because he's not serious. No one seriously looking for work would announce his initial interest on a public forum. So wakeup.


Re: Advice for new males getting into porn.

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:48 am
by Don Roobles
gay


Re: Advice for new males getting into porn.

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:57 am
by Bicycle Bum
Don, thought you would divert attention away from 'The Shaft'. I was being generous to say he, or rather you, has 8". From looking at your site a little further it's clear your girth is less than I thought so I put your dick size at a paltry 7.5 inches, but never mind, you've made a hell of a lot of money from such a small cock.


Re: Advice for new males getting into porn.

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:37 pm
by Don Roobles
you must be a fucking scientist to be able to tell the size of a cock from video or photos

i am not THE SHAFT nor any kind of performer

you on the other hand..need i say it again?? really??


Re: Advice for new males getting into porn.

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:18 pm
by Sarah Kelly
This reminds me of that part in The Harry Hill Tv show where he poses the question

`But, who would win in a fight? ....

There`s only one to to find out .... FIGHTTTTTTT!`

PS.My money? It`s on the man with the biggest cock !wink!