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Porn directors names
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:16 am
by golostruda
I've only just noticed but surely Phil McCavity is incorrectly named. The directors' names are commands issued towards the girls, rather than vice versa (Ben Dover, Neil Down, etc) so Phil is actually inviting them to put things up his own bottom. Which can't be right, surely? Just to stop any future porn directors from making the same mistake, here are a few suggestions; Stig Urarsinvair, Paul Mycock, Kes Jortitz, Mike Meakham, Lee Kmaibals, Pat McGroyne, Wayne Kiorklit, Bob Yorhead and the double act Mike Atarde and Ian Joraz. Glad to have been of assistance.
Re: Porn directors names
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:38 am
by Phil McC
I used to be a Dentist, and am thinking about a few extrations for taking the Piss,
Phil McC
Re: Porn directors names
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:28 pm
by Shaun?
Was that before or after the wannabe F1 driver who used to practice outside banks?
Re: Porn directors names
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 6:04 pm
by golostruda
A shame that Ben Grobber or Ged Howey-Driver don't work as porn names. *remembers that Phil McC lives quite close to him* *goes quiet and backs slowly away from the thread*
Re: Porn directors names
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 3:15 am
by Hornetbloke
Let's not forget "Dick Insider" As used in a spoof TV listing in one of the Lad's mags recently....
Re: Porn directors names
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:27 am
by golostruda
A good name, but again not technically right for a Brit director as it is a statement, or at best a command issue to the studs, rather than the command issued to the girls that it's supposed to be (a la bend over, kneel down, etc).
Re: Porn directors names
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 7:34 am
by Holden MacGroyn
I have the name....gis a job....
And leave my brother Pat out of this one.
Still.....Holden MacGroyn
Re: Porn directors names
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 7:42 am
by golostruda
No, no, no, that's wrong too. Pat McGroyne, like I had in my list, is fine as it is a command directed at the ladies - "bend over", "pat my groin", you see. Holden MacGroyn is a statement rather than a command, and as outlined several times above it is therefore not acceptable as a Britporn director's name. Do try to keep up.
Re: Porn directors names
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 11:57 am
by Holden MacGroyn
OK then. To get wit ma homies, I shall know change my name legally and henceforth be known as TAFKAHM and now known as Spuff Daddy.
Perhaps it doesn't do the above, but it sure as hell gives me cred;)
Still.....Spuff Daddy
Re: Porn directors names
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 11:59 am
by Spuff Daddy
And yes I know I put "know" instead of "now".
Part of my street cred thang to spell things incorrectly to gain some rispek.
Spuff Daddy