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Is there money to be made from exploiting the trend for old TV shows made porny? American companies seem to be racking it in with their Saved By The Bell and what have you.

Parodies are the thing, at least they have been for the last couple of years. Doesn't seem like there are a lot of British made ones though. We're not capitalising on the trend.


Fawlty Towers, Only Fools & Horses, Blackadder, Men Behaving Badly... Fawlty Towers 2: Don't Mention The Whores.

It's all there.

Painfully unfunny, badly acted and totally unsexy. Rant over.

Yeah I know. You've said.

Painfully unfunny, badly acted and totally unsexy. Rant over.


Yes. Perfect for porn it seems.

Lets face it, porn isnt ever going to get the claibre of The Life Of Pi with anal and double penetrations in is it? If the actors were that good then they wpuldnt be doing porn

You cant get sexy and good acting. its either one or the other. Most actors in mainstream are only adequate to say the least, even if I enjoy their movies

It'd be a gift for punning titles. I give you:

Are you Being Serviced
Shag About the House
The Hung Ones (gay)
The More Cum Insides Show (say it quickly)
The Two Rogers
Some Mother Do Shag 'Em
Blackshagger (interracial)
The Dicks of Hazzard

and so on.

There are already two British porn films called Only Fools and Arses. One has Alexis May, the other stars Lolly Badcock. The one I saw has a spoof of the TV theme tune sung over its credits.
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I read there's a sequel to the Bluebird one out, too.

As Harry Hill says when he doesn't want to over egg the pudding, "Well, you get the idea with that."

Seems like an age since I worked on the first Only Fools And Arses for Doll Theatre.
They also did:
'Horny City Hospital'
'Are You Being Serviced'
'Tales Of Th UnXXXpected'
'Bell Enders'
Plus the only TV parody I never did anything on with them was:
'Snatch of the day'

They also did a few film parody porn films I also worked on:
Jail House Cock - actually a mixer Clockwork Orange / Scum + others
The Va Gina Code

Oh and these too non film but TV or News porn
2 Shags - ref to John Prescott
Big Bugger

Doll Theatre? Where are they now?

That's the million dollar question...
Like many been there, filmed it, done it, gone...
The last I did something for them was in 2011 on Bell Enders.

They had a fucking big place to film in, I told them time and time to rent it out as a photo studio when they weren't filming, but they didn't seem interested... Shame, they were good guys, I had a great time and photographed and filmed with some great performers... From 2004-2007 (plus the one in 2011)

I stopped shooting in 2010 only doing bits for people when I'm asked.
I maybe doing something for someone this year if it turns out.

not a bad idea really, those parodies are good fun to see, happy to help with scripts if any production companies are thinking about it.