Why do you hide behind 'little juan', Jim Slip?

[andy ide]

Last weekend someone calling himself little juan posted on a thread I?d called ?Another despicable scene from PascalsSubSluts?. It was to promote a shoot I?d done with Pascal White and Isabel Dean and had some freeze-frames from the scene in it. He didn?t like what he saw and he was in a very belligerent mood:

?It looks to me like some skanky chav bird being knocked about with some sex thrown in.?

?...why in the name of fuck do I want to see chav skanks shagging? ... I spend my life trying to get away from the cunts.?

Somewhat hypocritically he said that I didn?t like women.

I?d run across little juan before. He first appeared on the BGAFD Promotions forum on 16th July 2012, posting a thread called ?TVX is it the end??.

?Has anybody heard what?s going on at TVX?? he asked. ?Rumours are that they sacked all their producers without notice and are never commissioning anything again.? He said that he was a subscriber and that he hadn’t ?seen any mention of this topic, which seems strange as it would be an important development in the UK adult scene?.

I thought it likewise strange that someone with no links to the industry had heard the rumours that he said he had. A spokesperson for TVX came onto the forum to state the station?s position but little juan wasn?t satisfied with his/her answers, repeatedly referring to the fact that it had ?sacked? its independent (and consequently self-employed) producers. He went on to voice other doubts and criticisms of the station.

The next time I came across little juan was on 4th September. The thread was 'Looking to shoot filthy Milfs'. Anna Joy had misunderstood a comment I?d made about some pics she?d put up (my fault -- my irony was way too dry) but it was quickly sorted out. But then little juan popped up to say:

?You've got a cheek mate having a go at a girl who gushes ie Annap and then pretending to someone you fancy, that your comments were all a misunderstanding! Aren't you the one who makes stuff where models convince you that they are all having "Real" orgasms? Yeah right! lol You don't know much about women I reckon!!laugh!!laugh!?.

Why would anybody who I didn?t know and who didn?t know me post something like that? It seemed too venomous, coming right out of the blue like that. I checked little juan?s posting history and linked him with the TVX thread.

And then he reappeared last weekend, first posting to say that the PascalsSubSluts scene looked ?like back stage on a Jeremy Kyle show called, "HE SAYS I'M A DIRTY SLAG-BUT I AIN'T!" or "I CAN'T ORGASM UNLESS I'M ABUSED-HELP ME JEREMY!"!laugh!?, and then returning to the forum shortly afterwards in an obvious need to really get things off his chest, voicing his dislike of it with the comments I detailed above.

This time the bells really started to go off. The use of quotes with words written in capital letters -- I?d seen that used regularly by another poster on BGAFD, who also used smilies and lols a fair bit. I also noticed in another of his posts that when little juan cut and pasted someone else?s comments then each line and (specifically) the line space immediately below them would begin with an arrow, the same as they would when this other poster would cut and paste text.

"Mmmm. You're Dave Lever, aren't you?" I thought. And when you've got an axe to grind you drop being Jim Slip and pretend to be someone else completely different.

I looked through the stuff little juan was saying. He mentioned two of my old series for TVX and a couple that another producer made and got the titles right. Why would a subscriber who didn?t like four series remember their exact names? The odds are he wouldn?t but an old TVX producer might. Both Dave Lever and myself used to produce series for TVX.

Twice little juan mentioned what he perceived to be the poor lighting of my scenes, saying that I?d ?shoved on a 60 watt light bulb and nothing else?. The term ?shoved on? is something you?d expect someone who?s familiar with video lighting to use. Most people would just say ?used?. Dave Lever used to be a professional lighting designer for the theatre and always uses artificial lighting on his shoots.

Little juan also states that he?s ?one of those rare people ie a porn fan who actually pays for his porn? and repeats this later on in the thread. Dave Lever has voiced his anger at piracy before on the BGAFD forums.

I also sensed a similarity in the general writing style of little juan and jimslip. Not exact, but enough to confirm my suspicions.

After little juan had said what he had to say on the PascalsSubSluts thread, I posted a couple of comments to the effect that I knew who he actually was. Little juan did not reply to counter what I?d written. Two conclusions can be made from this. The first is that he hasn?t returned to BGAFD to read them. This is possible but it's also unlikely. People who hold vociferous views and post them on forums are, on the whole, keen to read the replies that they get and reply to those replies. It?s basic human nature. And little juan had demonstrated this when he'd quickly taken one eyed jack to task for one of his comments.

The second conclusion is that he knew that his cover had been blown and thought it better to go to ground.

So, Dave Lever -- hello! I think you've got some issues, mate. I'm not particularly interested why. We've only met twice and that was years ago, and a couple of months ago I posted on these forums how much I liked the lighting you did on a scene. But next time you're feeling all huffy and puffy, try not to be such a coward and say it straight to my face instead, eh? And now the mask is off, you might like to apologise to Isabel Dean for describing her as ?some skanky chav bird?. By the time she posted on the PascalsSubSluts thread little juan had already slinked off and clearly felt unable to return. But now you're free to speak! What a burden that must be off your shoulders.

I don?t expect this posting to hang around for too long on the forum but I?m confident that if the mods checked out little juan?s IP address then they?d find all the proof they needed to keep it up.

[andy ide]

Some more from little juan:

"But all I can think is that Pascals Subsluts and Abused Piggy are actually just SHITE but pretending they are something more than just SHITE and some people are actually believing this is some kind of "art", when its actually just SHITE."

He's been watching too much Harry And Paul.

[Welshmorph]

Abused Piggy is shite. People should sign up to see just how shite it really is. Do it now!

Morph

[puretotty]

next he'll be picking on Fat Man Fuck... oh shameless plug

[Welshmorph]

You just want to fuck the Piggy. !hump3! (pretend it's a pig)

Morph

[BillysBabes]

Gosh, I hope he dosent have a go at brilliant new scene featuring Jessica Jensen That I uploaded to AW a couple of days ago.

Oops, sorry

[one eyed jack]

Gotta admit..Andy makes a good case in point.

I was thinking the same thing too but didnt care to mention it.

I quickly learned to disregard provocative comments when posted by faceless people with daft names. I dont mind if I know who iti s behind a name but it seems many people who make the most vicious posts have no backbone doing it that way and deserve to be ignored

[GTF]

At first I was a bit dubious but you do make a strong case Andy

Interesting if you click on his name on his posts you go to his profile and you see his twitter name



If it is him I hope he apologises but sticks around, always find him entertaining but do find this behaviour childish

[Snow Patrol]

andy ide wrote:

> I also noticed in another of his posts that
> when little juan cut and pasted someone else?s comments then
> each line and (specifically) the line space immediately below
> them would begin with an arrow, the same as they would when
> this other poster would cut and paste text.
>

The little arrows, like above are actually a forum feature. When you click 'Reply To This Message' and you press 'quote' at the bottom of the reply box, the post you are replying to, is reproduced with the '>' arrows automatically in place...

[jimslip]

What the fuck are you on about mate? Who is Little Juan for God's sake? Leave me out of your issues with other posters please.