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I'm starting a campaign against duck lips and unnecessary cosmetic surgery before all these beautiful women really ruin themselves

Whats going on girls? That look ain't sexy. Sure you got it for yourselves but us blokes like you as natural as possible. You can have a boob job and your nice nails and jewellry All you need is a nice hair do, a bit of lippy and mascara at best but NO MORE DUCK LIPS!

NO MORE DUCK LIPS! NO MORE DUCK LIPS!

Get yer placards up blokes! We'll take this to Downing Street if we have to.

Am I alone with this? How far are these girls going to push us. We're men of the world gaddammit! Next we'll be making do with flesh light and blow up dolls if this continues. Lets face it, some girls are already going there

Some girls can do with a personality and attitude enhancement while they are at it....We want real jiggly bits

Thats what I want to see on websites and DVDs..."Girls with real jiggly bits inside!"

From the title I thought this was going to be a rant about Rio Ferdinand !grin!

Agreed ^


Duck lips ROFL!

Can always count on one eyed to bring humour into something that really does look stupid!

BANG!

That exaggerated look on some chicks is just fowl, in my view. It leaves ones cock soft as a feather, which is not something to crow about. These birds? bills may be so large, because the procedure is not available on the NHS. The quacks do it instead.

However, when confronted by the ptarmigan lipped, there?s no need to grouse, or turn tail and wing it, or to fly off the handle, just send them for trial in front of the local beak.

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Same Surgeon?


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Having duck lips is Quackers!

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Dear One Eye
I know exactly what you ,ean. Every time i meet and shoot a young new model with gorgeous breasts (A,B, or C) they nearly always tell me they're going to get a boob job as soon as they can afford it. It saddens me so, natural boobs, lips and asses are always best
Donald

I just think the duck lips thing is pushing it too far now.

Enhancements should be for those that need it, not for women who are already beautiful to downgrade their looks