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Yes that's right not all things in PORN are real (SHOCK FACE)

I have a project cumming up (pardon the pun) where there is a need of loads of fake cum... I wonder what would be good to use ?

I know once someone suggested some shampoo which apparerlently is a dead ringer for cum... but as the girl will need to take the load in her mouth/over her face I dont think she's going to want to literally be blowing bubbles !

Anyone know any sweet ideas ? Oh no that sounded like another pun ! Can you buy something like this or make it up ?

Suggestions welcome

In the past I've use conditioner rather than shampoo, or oatmeal juice.

Take some oatmeal put it in a muslin type cloth bag, (or an old sock if you don't care!) soak it, squeeze out the liquid, thicken to taste.

A very thin icing sugar solution can also be used if you want sweetness.

Gaviscon cough syrup....Hope I'm not assassinated for giving away trade secrets like that.

Just bring the suitcase full of cash to South Mimms services. See you in an hour

Pina-colada mix from Asda or Tesco works as a good substitute, about ?2.99 for a litre bottle and quite tasty (but a biy sweet for my taste).

I've always thought that the left over starchy water after cooking up a batch of white rice was a dead ringer for spooge...

...and you can get Gavascon in handy cum-quantity sachets!

I so forgot about Gaviscon !!! Man I am getting old... I used it once and it was good, mind you dispensing it out of a water pistol was not a great idea as it nearly took her eye out !

Wonder what would be better to dispense it ?

icing sugar............

You will be shot at dawn for that Terry lol!

Dont shoot him Kim... I had used Gaviscon once before (just forgot) the funny thing is I got the mint one which is PINK... hmmmm not very realistic lol