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I have had occasion today, to copy some of my master tapes and a thought struck me:
These are fucking beautiful ladies,

Whilst there are various performers such as -

Young men with flat chests and big dicks,
Slighty overweight good-looking/handsome black guys,
Hairy Jocks,
Foreign imports who no-one understands,
Gay Pirates,
Etc........

NONE of them has such a distinguished bald head as myself.
Herein lies the secret of success.
and before I get taken to task and accused of being O/T, self promotion or any other damn thing, refer me to a post where male performers stated THEIR case?!
It is about time us chaps had the same airspace as the (wonderful) ladies.

Envious Producers, should mail my Manager/Agent/Minder:
ChairmanMiaow c/o my own email addy.

Wrong forum Marcus old bean. Try next door. They have a fine selection of malts through there.

Sorry Buttsie I know its your job to tell people they are o/t but I figured you would be busy doing whatever Aussies do when not having barbecues.

Gardening? Surfing? Wombat-wrestling?
Just wait till YOU'RE going bald.......

Evening Mr Magoo, Sir.
With respect, HIMSELF asked my opinion as to this being O/T and I advised that since it related to male porns ters it was not O/T
My legal qualifications are perhaps not recognised in the human world but trust me, In the Feline community, I am highly respected as a legal expert.
I have Paw Proof(Hons) so I DO know my onions(mice, insects, bits of paper etc, etc.
Please, do not judge HIM because of my advice. (He, after all, is just a human - what else can I say) Also, he has temporarily ignored J.Walker, esq(aTRUE gentleman, in favour of a foreigner valled Glen Fiddy, or something like that)

PS. I also told him to go overboard(next door) and make a pest of himself there.

Yours sincerely, in all furiness,
Miow (Chairman)

No longer...thank god...you'll now find me pulling forumites over for being on topic on the off topic forum...capiche

Yul Brynner,Telly Savalas...MA

cheers
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