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The Porn Critic
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:50 am
by DickBush
Babespotting.tv presents The Porn Critic!
Hey folks, head over to to see some comedy video reviews of some of the worst porn films out there!
Currently up are reviews of
Busty Cops! The only porno which features a talking Llama!
Womb Raider! A sexy film where nothing happens!
Janes Blond DD7! Which actually made me laugh!
Starballz! The animated Star Wars rip off that George Lucas sued!
They're loads of fun so please check them out and pass them on!
Re: The Porn Critic
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:26 am
by Simon
great reviews, made me LOL
Re: The Porn Critic
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:25 am
by one eyed jack
God I'm sweating whether Real Couples makes it in there....!happy!
Re: The Porn Critic
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:12 pm
by MISTER C
Brilliant!
In Busty Cops (11mins 15secs in) ....where's the blonde on the left's gun!?! !laugh!.....maybe it was stuck in the Llama's ass.
Re: The Porn Critic
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:35 pm
by DickBush
Ha! Glad you like! I've held off on ripping the piss out of anything British so far! But I'm sure get round to Dr Screw at some point!
Wondering if this could make a good TV show on TVX or Playboy? Utilising their back catalog.
Anyhoo, more to come every couple of weeks!
Re: The Porn Critic
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:19 pm
by MISTER C
Charlie Broker has already laid into Dr Screw, ...or rather he mainly used it as an example to ridicule OFCOM's meaningless 'peekaboo' laws....so I'm used to a ribbing.
However, he did say it had 'surprisingly proficient' CGI - which is good considering this was in the pre-Video Co-pilot' days.
I'm totally intrigued about Passenger 69. I never saw it. Was it THAT shit?
Re: The Porn Critic
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:34 pm
by DickBush
It was just so dull. The sex scenes just happened for no reason, there was hardly any plot to talk about.... actually most of the film was sex, so there just wasn't enough other stuff to rip the piss out of!
Saw Dr Screw on Screenwipe!
Re: The Porn Critic
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:35 pm
by sam12345
LOL! Thanks for that, Good timing, dick, you made me laugh more than the pseudo-comedians on mock the week and 8 out 10 cats and that awful Liverpool bloke on primetime tonight on BBC1 . Which I won't even watch any more. So there!
Re: The Porn Critic
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:15 am
by DickBush
Silly internet videos; the alternative to Saturday night television!
Re: The Porn Critic
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:54 pm
by pbphotography
Just watched the Busty Cops review.
the Llama was the best thing about it.
The the fact that after the review it moved onto an advert for Nissan made my day