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WANTED!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:41 pm
by Remington Steel
Help! Strand are looking for a very special male model for a very special job.
These are the requirements:
1. An ability to drink vast amounts of the amber nectar.
2. Able to seduce some of the finest crumpet in the country into taking off their clothes and knowing what to do with them once they are in the state of undress
3. Able to operate a video camera, remote control and automatic anti wobble porno makers tripod all at the same time as servicing the ladies from (2) above
4. A liking for seedy night clubs and the ladies who frequent same
5. A fully working and erect member
6. And the final requirement is that he must be the proud possessor of his very own bus pass.
Suggestions on a postage stamp to the usual address.
Re: WANTED!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:18 pm
by marcusallen
Whilst I agree that the requirements are restictive, indecent and prohibitive:
May I offer my services. With one proviso:- no "seedy nightclubs" as I understand they are frequented by unsavoury charcsters who are in a position to lead me into the Paths of Unrightioness
Being an OAP, I cannot afford a podstage stamp, so hence replying in open public - as any self-respecting OAP would do.
(AND, Bear in mind, wre have a FUCKING POWERFUL Union, so there.
Any thoughts of you taking advantage should immediately be abolished
Meanwhile, The Party continiues.................
Re: WANTED!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:24 pm
by Phil McC & Violet
And I made ?1.20 at the party, Marcus will explain I am sure, hope you are feeling a bit better Marcus and sorry about beeting the cat up but she was asking for it,
Phil McC
Re: WANTED!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:36 pm
by jj
Marcus joins the Grey Panthers !! Yay !!
All I could manage would be the Grey Kittens.....
Re: WANTED!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:42 pm
by marcusallen
Typical Hairy Jock!!!
Forget the money, but as for beating up The Chairman!!!!!"!
]If I tell/show her this, the next time you grace this space(home) you will be in BIG TROUBLE with the Chairman of my vast Empire.
AND
I bet the gentle, loving, beautiful Violet does not agree with you.
I have spoken with The Chairman about your comments - ands she sniffed with disdain. So there.
Fucking foreigners!!!!!!!!
Re: WANTED!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:43 pm
by marcusallen
JJ
What is a gray panther?
Re: WANTED!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:45 pm
by jj
A term for fairly well-off Senior Citizens, a play on the Black Panther movement, whose economic power can move mountains (and, Blair beware, change governments....).
Re: WANTED!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:52 pm
by marcusallen
OK, But you have now struck a chord.
FUCK the BLACK PANTJHERS and all their sons, daughters and followewrs and ALL followers of Religious CRANKS. I FUCKING HATE THEM.
See the PPP site, wherre we fight for our simple/harmless pleasurs; like wanking/sucking/fucking.
Re: WANTED!
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 5:57 pm
by jj
!!!!!
Re: WANTED!
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 11:19 am
by Chris Romeo
Remington, I quality in all areas apart from a bus pass and find myself strangely available 24*7 at the moment so if your interested get in touch, although I think I am already registered for Strand.
Speaking of parties Mr McC looked pretty damn good with Violet the other week with 'naked girl' against the dance pole! I'm sure he will know what I'm talking about if he isnt suffering from total amnesia due to alcohol abuse.