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I have a slight problem in that the mrs will amputate my testes should I be caught with anything resembling h/c porn.

So, could anyone give me advice how to obtain british vids/cds without card transactions or brown paper packages appearing on the doorstep. Thanks.

Go to your nearest private shop(listed in the ads in the Sport).
All r18 is hardcore and they have plenty of British material.
Don't pay the cover prices(usually ?40/50) haggle with them and you should end up paying ?20/25 which is a bit more reasonable.
They also run ads in the sport generaly a full page were you can get them for as little as ?10 if you take the ad with you.

Get a PO Box Number, or an obliging mate to receive them.
Some firms will accept cash/cheques/postal orders/Switch.
Or try a Licensed sex-shop if you live in a major conurbation (but steer clear of Dodgy Dave's Emporium if possible....).

I know it's not pleasant to line his pockets but you can get what you want at a price you don't mind paying if you use a bit of common sense.
It is convenient for me as I have one of his shops less than a mile away and the guy there lets me have 2 dvds for ?30 which I think is reasonable.

I've done the po box thingy, ?52 pa, which eliminates all porn coming into the house via the postman but you will still have the problem of payment, unless you have a good freind who will pay for it and you pay him.

Thanks for the info, I'll get a copy of the sport and dig out my old brown mac....

A question springs to mind!
After all the subtefuge to buy yer porn DVD's without "Her indoors'" knowledge, how the hell yer gonna watch em in peace?
No offence intended but unless she's deaf & blind she's gonna know. Maybe you should front up & educate her!
My other half helps me pick what we watch!

wait till she goes shopping?thats if she goes on her own ,its a cattch-22 situation isnt it?

.....never heard of the good ole garden shed?
Or expensive weekends at a health-farm, or a week with the sister-in-law?

Working shifts makes time on my own easy.

Now a week with the sister in law, that I could do with, but where would I send the wife?