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Great one, I was impressed..........going to get you back though!! Hoping all that pissy Fosters lager would have dulled my senses after todays freak result, but its still haunting me.

Never mind your result! What about ours?

PS My emails been down. Did you get the "training video" I sent?
You know the one with Staff Sgt. Caine demonstrating night manouvers.

Cheers Magoo, sent something you might like today, you should get Monday, a clue........... Posting shite on the forum? You're on Governors report!!!!!
Oh, its sSgt BTW

My pleasure Ace glad you enjoyed it,

Name and number eh Ace. I get the clue. Now get that cell cleaned or its four days down the block and loss of remission! Stand straight in front of the governor. Five extra days and four days solitary. You b***k Bri***n slag.

sSgt Who? Any relation to Dr Who. Not sSgt Eddie Stone? Ex regiment. Now on telly. My mates uncle was in THE regiment when he was in but he wont talk about it.

Shame about you email...guess I'll have to put these 2 pic sets of a certain "contortionist" on hold until your back online

cheers
B...OZ AD

Erm....I did use past tense when I referred to those email probs which are now solved.

Go on Buttsie get those Amanda "Bendy Limbs" Dawkins photos sent.
Or do you want me and Ace to put you on report. Bread and water only. Twelve days down the block aint much fun.

I will send you Life Of Brian as soon as someone turns up to take him off that cross.

Suite yourself kangeroo boy.

Sorry Buttsie. I just have roos on me mind. No disrespect meant to you or your strange country. I love kangaroos. Sexy little fuckers arnt they? Not the soccer team but the marsupials. Sexy little beasts!

Hey! OK. I am sick and need help.

Sorry JJ if you tried to phone. I was too busy making a drunken arse of myself. But I had to go to a farewell drink for my cousin who is off to Kuwait and perhaps further.

Didn't- was too busy....but will annoy you the neet for all those effing Smileys (and not the Spy or the Carol types....).