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> >Wage Rise!
> >The Raise
> >
> > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
> >
> > I do physical labor.
> >
> > I work at great depths.
> >
> > I plunge head first into everything I do.
> >
> > I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> >
> > I work in a damp environment.
> >
> > I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
> >
> > I work in high temperatures.
> >
> >My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
> >
>
>
> >Dear Penis:
> >
> >After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
> raised,
> >
> >the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
> >
> >You do not work 8 hours straight.
>
> >You fall asleep after brief work periods.
> >
> >You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> >
> >You do not always stay in your designated area,
> >
> >and are often seen visiting other locations.
> >
> >You do not take initiative-you need to be pressured,
> >
> >and stimulated in order to start working.
> >
> >You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> >
> >You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
> >
> >such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
> >
> >You will retire well before you are 65.
> >
> >You are unable to work double shifts.
> >
> >You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
> >
> >completed the assigned task.
> >
> >And if all this is not enough,
> >
> >you have been seen constantly entering and
> >
> >exiting the work place carrying two suspicious looking bags.
> >
> >
> >Sincerely,
> >
> >The Management
> >

funny, but the jokes are tedious now IMHO.

Make your mind up FtCnt its either funny or tedious but it cant be both.

I thought it was funny.

Cheers, Magoo

V good.

iliked it