'Ben Lover' R.I.P.
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 6:52 pm
It falls to me to announce the untimely demise of ?Ben Lover, AKA Nick Pace, small time villain, porn stud, and latterly grasser, of the East Suffolk Parish ? apparently beaten to death in a far eastern city.
I don?t as yet have any independent confirmation of this news ? but it was related to me, via a trusted third party, from a tearful Melissa his former partner and occasional participant in their porny productions.
Though there are many former associates who will not be shedding a tear this evening it seems nonetheless poignant that a leading British porn-stud of the preceding decade has finally shot his last wad. Nick was an enigma both on and off camera. Few fuck fans that saw his silent, dour, businesslike demeanour on camera would hardly credit that when the camera stopped rolling he was an exuberant, personable, bundle of energy - the life and sole of the party. He also had a remarkable talent for pissing-off partners in crime and business associates alike, and ?prophetically? many predicted he would meet a sticky end. Some of his exploits are legendary ? like when he hit on the audacious idea of producing his own ?1.00 coins (Bank Of Pace) by filing moulds with lead and spraying the resulting grey discs with Halford?s General Purpose Metallic Gold! ? It sounds absurd, but it worked, for a while? Then there was the time he hit the headlines brandishing a loaded Walther PPK in a local tavern and of course his infamous porn bust (case thrown out.) A colourful character, I?m sure he will be missed by many ? well, at least by fuck fans - across the land.
Nick Pace ? - 2003
I don?t as yet have any independent confirmation of this news ? but it was related to me, via a trusted third party, from a tearful Melissa his former partner and occasional participant in their porny productions.
Though there are many former associates who will not be shedding a tear this evening it seems nonetheless poignant that a leading British porn-stud of the preceding decade has finally shot his last wad. Nick was an enigma both on and off camera. Few fuck fans that saw his silent, dour, businesslike demeanour on camera would hardly credit that when the camera stopped rolling he was an exuberant, personable, bundle of energy - the life and sole of the party. He also had a remarkable talent for pissing-off partners in crime and business associates alike, and ?prophetically? many predicted he would meet a sticky end. Some of his exploits are legendary ? like when he hit on the audacious idea of producing his own ?1.00 coins (Bank Of Pace) by filing moulds with lead and spraying the resulting grey discs with Halford?s General Purpose Metallic Gold! ? It sounds absurd, but it worked, for a while? Then there was the time he hit the headlines brandishing a loaded Walther PPK in a local tavern and of course his infamous porn bust (case thrown out.) A colourful character, I?m sure he will be missed by many ? well, at least by fuck fans - across the land.
Nick Pace ? - 2003