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A man goes to the doctor's for his wife's test results...

Mr Smith: "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results."

Receptionist: "Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have 2 sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your wife..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news.
One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS!"

Mr Smith: "That's awful! What should I do?"

Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't shag her."

You are hereby designated as Minister of sick humour in my new Cabinet.

I had previously reviewed your past accomplishemnts with a view to a more Senior post, like Official Photog. However..............