model wanted/NEEDED
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 6:44 pm
Qualification:
(a) Gorgeous - whatever that means, in the eye of the beholder.
(b) VERY horny
(c) The above with a mature gentleman(?!)
(d) Have a STRONG relationship with owners of a distillery.
(e) Be willing/able to influence said distillery owner with with view to free supply of the Mountain Dew in return for FREE pix, VIDS, etc for evermore, ad infinitum.
(f) Any lady who does not feel she qualifies with this, is more than welcome to apply, but will be considered with reservation.
All applications will be treated in the strictest confidence, as is the normal practise.
Priority/Preference will definately be given to applicants in categories (d) and (e)
(a) Gorgeous - whatever that means, in the eye of the beholder.
(b) VERY horny
(c) The above with a mature gentleman(?!)
(d) Have a STRONG relationship with owners of a distillery.
(e) Be willing/able to influence said distillery owner with with view to free supply of the Mountain Dew in return for FREE pix, VIDS, etc for evermore, ad infinitum.
(f) Any lady who does not feel she qualifies with this, is more than welcome to apply, but will be considered with reservation.
All applications will be treated in the strictest confidence, as is the normal practise.
Priority/Preference will definately be given to applicants in categories (d) and (e)