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Qualification:
(a) Gorgeous - whatever that means, in the eye of the beholder.
(b) VERY horny
(c) The above with a mature gentleman(?!)

(d) Have a STRONG relationship with owners of a distillery.

(e) Be willing/able to influence said distillery owner with with view to free supply of the Mountain Dew in return for FREE pix, VIDS, etc for evermore, ad infinitum.

(f) Any lady who does not feel she qualifies with this, is more than welcome to apply, but will be considered with reservation.

All applications will be treated in the strictest confidence, as is the normal practise.

Priority/Preference will definately be given to applicants in categories (d) and (e)

Marcus, you silver tongued devil, you! They'll be hammering at yr door! lol

I know just the girl, and she,ll work for peanuts!


Let me know how you go on Marcus,you have the address for the cheque.
Liz.(He puts the T in cun*)

Tea-related graffiti:
If Typhoo put the 'T' in Britain, who put the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe?

Kevin Keegans school footy coach?

Sorry cheap shot. I quite like Kevin really.

After tonite, they might well ask him to re-take the England job......