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model wanted/NEEDED

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 6:44 pm
by marcusallen
Qualification:
(a) Gorgeous - whatever that means, in the eye of the beholder.
(b) VERY horny
(c) The above with a mature gentleman(?!)

(d) Have a STRONG relationship with owners of a distillery.

(e) Be willing/able to influence said distillery owner with with view to free supply of the Mountain Dew in return for FREE pix, VIDS, etc for evermore, ad infinitum.

(f) Any lady who does not feel she qualifies with this, is more than welcome to apply, but will be considered with reservation.

All applications will be treated in the strictest confidence, as is the normal practise.

Priority/Preference will definately be given to applicants in categories (d) and (e)

Re: model wanted/NEEDED

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 6:54 pm
by benspal
Marcus, you silver tongued devil, you! They'll be hammering at yr door! lol

Re: model wanted/NEEDED

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 6:57 pm
by Lizard
I know just the girl, and she,ll work for peanuts!


Let me know how you go on Marcus,you have the address for the cheque.
Liz.(He puts the T in cun*)

Re: model wanted/NEEDED

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:20 pm
by jj
Tea-related graffiti:
If Typhoo put the 'T' in Britain, who put the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe?

Re: model wanted/NEEDED

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:24 pm
by magoo
Kevin Keegans school footy coach?

Sorry cheap shot. I quite like Kevin really.

Re: model wanted/NEEDED

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:15 pm
by jj
After tonite, they might well ask him to re-take the England job......