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O/T...Fanny operation
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 6:00 pm
by mutanthalibut
A British woman went in to hospital to have a fanny tuck.
When she came round from the operation she had 3 bunches of flowers waiting for her.
1 was from the surgeon.
1 was from her husband.
1 was from a burns victim thanking her for his new ears.
Re: O/T...Fanny operation
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:28 pm
by magoo
Thats funny.... er I meant thats fanny!
magoo (hes got labia like a spaniels ears or is that my scrotum....anatomy is not my strong point)
Re: O/T...Fanny operation
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:42 pm
by Lizard
When do we get the punchline?
Re: O/T...Fanny operation
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:59 pm
by jj
...neither is zoology, apparently.
Re: O/T...Fanny operation
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:10 pm
by magoo
Why?
Re: O/T...Fanny operation
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:25 pm
by jj
Spaniel= dog.
Your ear= human?
My left leg= ?
Re: O/T...Fanny operation
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 10:03 pm
by mutanthalibut
Halibut= fish
therefore;
dog
human
leg
fish
=
A mermaid going round a bend on a golf course.
Re: O/T...Fanny operation
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 10:06 pm
by jj
I sink therefore I'm a halibut.